JET PROPELLED TENNIS SHOES
Using the latest in military technology, ACME brings you the ultimate cross-trainers! Whether you're chasing roadrunners in the desert, or just running for the crosstown bus, there's nothing faster. Run that four minute mile in a mere two minutes! Made from the finest Corinthian leather and chrome-plated titanium, these shoes are durable AND stylish, and will last you through the years. The special vulcanised rubber soles are made from our NO-MELTTm patented plastic technology so that you can burn up the interstate without burning up your feet.
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List price: $599.99
Our price: $399.99
You pay: $199.99
Run back to the Desert

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