A Day in the Life of a Cirran Bard

4. Pm Warrior Training Academy

Naturally the Goddess's errands took me longer than the Goddess expected. A rather tragic coincidence, I'd say...well if I believed in coincidences that is, or at least tragic ones, it has been my experience that nothing tragic is ever a coincidence. Needless to say, when I pulled up to the Warrior Training Academy, I was less than enthusiastic. And not just because I was late, but also because to be honest practicing pressure points with the Goddess was not really high on my list of enjoyable activities. Tho it was fairly high on my list of things most likely to send me to the hospital, not an easy feat considering the length of that particular list. When I entered the main work out area I was surprised to find the floor littered with passed out warriors, all with rather inflamed looking contusions on their neck. I know, I know, you are wondering why should this be such a surprise, call me a dreamer.

Wesser: ((to Callisto)) I think if you aim a bit lower on the left side and kinda twist your fingers when they impact.

Alwheaties (Alw): ((also to Callisto)) Yes, yes. See right here on Tower. You missed the vessel all together. And on Bello you obviously, didn't twist at the right moment. The twisting is critical.

GC: ((nodding)) I think I got it, Jason get over here.

Now I don't mind telling you I just about turned around and ran the hell out of there but...

Jason: ((sees the Bard enter, with much relief I might add)) HI MELISSA!

GC: Oh Bard, good I am glad you're here. Come. ((motioning me forward))

MM: ((shoot a dirty look at Jason...that will learn him))

Alw: ((Grabs melissa's head and indicates the target area on her neck to Callisto))

GC: Yes, yes, I got it. Now step aside.

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Whoosh! Whoosh!
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GC: Oh dear, now how did that speech go?

Wesser: Not sure, I think Melissa may know. She's kind of a history buff.

GC: Hmmm, well that is certainly ironic now isn't it.

MM: Yes yes, Goddess very Alanis Morressette, now release me! Uhm, please.

Goto 5 PM

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