Oddity Twins Productions

(Blank stare) Weren't you paying attention? Go back a link.

This is one of life's greatest mysteries. And if we could adequately answer such complex enigmas do you really think we would be wasting our time on your pitiful questions?

Yes.

Then, uhm....no... *an* oddity twin is not in charge.

We said an oddity twin was not in charge. Give us a break.

All complaints regarding the Oddity Twins must be filed in triplicate at the Mayor's office or you may use one of the drop boxes now available for your convince at the Kindling Gate Shopping Mall, the Cirran Police Department, and the Cirran Fire Department.

While they don't have any super powers like the Wonder Twins, they do have the ability to telepathically communicate with each other. Goddess doesn't like it...not one bit. They also possess the power of incessant rambling, vivid, if not, frightening imaginations, the ability to be easily amused, and they can tell who's been naughty and who's been nice. Wait! That last one is Senticles, sorry we always mix them up.

Goddess said it was an accident.

Not at this time.

Hmmmm. This is a topic that once occupied Gene and two psychoanalysts for 45 minutes. Then they gave up. We figure Trancer is just a sentimental fool by nature and that unlike other Cirrans she actually feels compelled to help those in crisis...that, or she just really likes those cool fireman jackets...but who doesn't.

(Shrug)

Ah, this is the $24,000 dinar question, as well as the subject of much academic debate. Many scholars contend that Melissa is the oddest twin, if for no other reason than seniority. She got this whole thing going in the first place and well, to be quite frank, anyone who would suggest the construction of an entire city (Cyber, or otherwise) to honor a blood thirsty Goddess of Obsession (also Cyber, nor otherwise) is obviously a card short of a deck...we believe the Queen of Clubs. Top that off with the fact that she goes around claiming to be the Mayor of Cirra, bard to the Goddess Callisto, AND one heck of a remote control, and well, we think you can easily see...she ain't all here. However, there is considerable evidence that suggests Matt may in fact be even more odd than his oldest twin sister Melissa. Exhibit A - Soundtrack pants. Exhibit B - foot fet...(Matt: passes out flat)...ish. (eye roll) see what we mean? Exhibit C - frequents THE GAP. Exhibit D - all around bootlick to the Goddess. (While the bard keeps them well polished, might we just say - Yuck.) Exhibit E - do we really need to go on? I think you all get the point. While Matt and Melissa are the lead contenders in the oddity contest, we would be remiss if we failed to mention the oddities of the two newest twins, Trancer and Chief Jeff. Trancer, like her younger brother Matt, also digs bad 80's music and rumor has it she owns several pairs of, the by now infamous, soundtrack pants. But perhaps her most peculiar idiosyncracy is her near compulsive need to resuscitate the locals...we strongly suspect she just likes to hang out at the Cirran Fire Department. And finally there is Chief Jeff, what can we say about Jeff? Like his little sister Melissa, he is a member of the Cirran political machine. Ok, ok he the Chief of Police, but doesn't political machine just sound more menacing? And menace is the name of the game in Cirra, after-all. But we digress. Aside from being the Police Chief in a fictitious city, Jeff spends much of his time dreaming up ways to make the Cirran penal system less inviting, even going so far as to sign a contractual agreement with Sherry, the local coffee shoppe owner, to have a surplus supply of Yoo Hoo shipped in daily.

Matt.

(Shudder)

This is a common theory, however, at present there is only limited empirical evidence to support the claim. While resistance to their assimilation techniques is futile and as a collective they have been known to scare the Tartarus out of the Goddess herself, they appear to be fully human and have not exhibited an unhealthy propensity toward black attire nor do they have a series of tubes and wires protruding from their bodies...at least not where one wouldn't expect them to be.

For her sake, we hope not.