MP: Thank you. Good night.
Matt backed out of the light and headed towards the edge of the karoke stage.
MM: Wait, you forgot something.
MP: No, not really. I thought we'd do this as a family.
MM: Keen!
Melissa runs from the Team Callisto table and meets her twin at the stairs. They approach the lights, arm and arm. Rather sickening to most of the viewers. Somehow, they were a "functional" family for all their strangeness.
Verbal turned down the lights to a more "homey" hue.
MM: Well, Matt and I have something we want to share with you. We are both very excited about our news and we hope the citizens of New Cirra will share in our joy.
The pair, beaming smiles, hug each other; the news ready to burst from their heads. Thanks to Matt's deft use of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" GC couldn't divine the thoughts from their heads.
MP: Well...it appears that there will be a new addition to our little family.
murmers in the crowd.
MM: Will Trancer, our long lost triplet join us up here?
Trancer "What's Up PussyCat?" playing from her pants, darts up to the stage. A mass of family hugs and smooches ensues.
GC: oh...no...
...and then there were three.
Oddity Twins Productions would like to thank
Melissa, Matt, Trancer, Debbie, Michael, Mich and the many others who have had ideas, songs and themes bounced off their noggin.
Also, the filk songs were taken off of alt.tv.xena while I was still at UT and I don't know who really made them up --MP
And I would like to have a special thanks to my first twin, Melissa for the late night rants and back-and-forths over the past weeks. --MP
I would like to add a special thanks to my youngest, if not oddest triplet, Matt, whose comic muse has been down right inspirational. (You're the best twin. --MM
And welcome home to our newest family member, Trancer. She's the middle child, so expect all the really bizarre traits to surface with her ;
And yes, even tho we're really triplets, the company is still called Oddity Twins Productions. It's even funnier that way.
We would like to thank the lovely Hudson Leick for simply being there. Frequent target of in jokes and perpetrator of many practical jokes upon Melissa, she is a valued part of our traveling group of performers.
And finally we would like to thank The Goddess Callisto for her divine inspiration in the creation of the Cirran Restoration Society, reuniting the oddity triplets, and for simply allowing us to be.
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