Viva Las Vegas

part thirteen


Jeff (CJ), Nick (JT), and Gene (Gene) all arrived promptly on time at the Cirran International Airport.

Contest official: There's three of you? We were told there would only be one. (shrug) No matter I'm sure you'll all fit just the same. (opens a large packing crate) Hop in.

Judge Terror (JT): uhm that's ok, you know, on second thought...

(WACK)


in Las Vegas......

Every since they had watched BT, DT "hitting the hay" had taken on a whole new meaning for Melissa. The Goddess insisted that she get back to her bardic roots.

GC: Rise and Shine Everyone Rise and Shine!

MM: (sits up grumbling) (spits hay out of her mouth) I'm awake already.

GC: That's not how it goes Melissa, try it again.

MM: (sigh) (laying back down) (sits up grumbling) I'll rise (spits hay out of her mouth) but I refuse to shine.

GC: Perfect!

MM: (Damn that destroyer of nations, and her little bard too.)


HL: Let's see what can you wear today? I know! How about this little number? (holds up Callisto wear from her role on X:WP)

MM: You have got to be kidding. You know I can't wear THAT! Goddess would freak.

HL: What was that? You said Callisto is a freak?

MM: (blank stare - rapidly shifting into the Gabrielle face (TM))

HL: (sigh) oh alright ya big baby. Here you can wear these. (tosses the bard a pair of Jeans)

MM: (blank stare) Yeah right.

HL: They're the baggy kind.

MM: (baggy for whom?) (treks into the bathroom)

Later, Melissa was sure, it would take Trancer and two firemen 45 minutes to remove said "baggy" jeans, but for now the bard looked Hot.

*Thwack*

HL: Perhaps you should roll the cuffs up short stuff.

MM: (grumbling) (one of these days Leick, one of these days....)



Somewhere in a Cirran warehouse....

Chief Jeff (CJ): Hey! Watch it pal.

JT: Wasn't me.

Gene: Me either....



Cirran Zoo...........

Zookeeper: What do you mean the Python is not in it's cage?


in Las Vegas.......

MM: I really think you should put something on Goddess.

GC: Get away from me with that goop! (swats the tube of sunscreen from the bard's hand)

MM: (she's gonna be sorry...what am I thinking...I'm the one that's going to be sorry.)

GC: You already are. Now let's get going.


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