Melissa crept out from under the hay and made her way to the door. Ever so quietly she snuck out of the room. Freedom. She then walked to the broom closet down the hall and freed her youngest twin.
MM: Rise and Shine!
Matt: (who was never asleep) (blank stare)
MM: look twin I'm sorry but there was just no room for you anywhere else.
Matt: (blank stare)
MM: ok I'm sorry I left you on the plane.
Matt: (blank stare)
MM: MATT! I don't know what else I can say?
Matt: (blank stare)
MM: come on let me get you down. (cuts rope which is suspending Matt upside down in the broom closet) You know that Goddess when she gets in one of her moods there is no stopping her.
Matt: I heard YOU suggest it Melissa.
MM: oh.
The oddity twins then collected their middle sister and went down stairs to the casino floor, where they gambled and talked all night long. Trancer filled Matt in on all her adventures in the big city, subjecting the littlest twin to a prolonged discussion on the benefits of polyester leisure suits, bell bottoms, and big shaggy side burns. Ok, ok it was Melissa who was subjected, Matt took notes. Melissa told Matt of her various misadventures and the Goddess's (un)reasonable demands. Matt shared stories from his trip around the world....course after awhile the tales just kind of blended into one another...what with him being inside a suitcase the whole time.
At approximately 9:12 AM the fates smiled on Melissa....she hit a Jackpot and won millions of dinars. The Goddess was so pleased that she....
MM: Ok that didn't happen.
At exactly 9:12 AM, Melissa *did* hit the Jackpot lining up all Four Sevens!! 3 seconds latter Callisto and Hudson came down to the casino floor.
GC: Lets go bard.
MM: But Goddess I just...
GC: NOW!
And the bard was forced to walk away from her millions of dinars.
On the way to the airport the bard made a side stop at the MGM, home of the worlds largest skycoaster. A ride aptly called the Skyscreamer. (It's like this 250 foot swing, that halls you up drops you for 100 feet of free fall and then swings you in a arch until you loose momentum. Top speed is around 75 mph).
MM: Come on Goddess you'll love it!
GC: (eyes widening) You have got to be kidding! Anyway it looks like there is only room for three people, guess I'll just have to wait here with...
Matt: ME! Uh I mean, uh...just to uhm...
GC: (stop that...I know.)
Melissa, Trancer, and Hudson all run to get in line. The trio are haled up into the air.
GC: I don't think I can watch. (peaking through her fingers)
The trio go flying by "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
HL: That was GREAT! Come on Cally you got to go.
GC: Ok but only if Matt comes with me.
Matt: yeah ri.... (all strapped in) ...ght.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!!
HL: So how was it?
GC & Matt: Great. (comes out really squeaky)
Matt: Goddess please. Let go of my hand, you're hurting me.
At the airport....
GC, TR, HL, MM, and MP are walking across the tarmac when they are nearly ran over by a forklift hauling a large crate.
GC: HEY! Watch it! (ZAP)
from in the box....
(whispering) what was that?
HL: Hey did that box just talk?
MM: (shrug)
GC: Aren't you forgetting something?
MM: (blush) I am sure I have no idea what you mean.
GC: Something about an Elvis impersonator, a certain triplet, a drive through chapel, and ...
MM: As I said I am sure I have no idea what you mean.
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