The HighlaDerm Help Patch System
Okay, fellow ATH nuts, here goes once again!
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------The HighlaDerm Help Patch System------
Welcome Highlander fans everywhere.
You may be new to the HighlaDerm Patch
System. As well you might. This system
was developed by Dr. Wendy just this year
as we all learned that Highlander: The Series,
as we know it, will be ending in a few months.
The HighlaDerm Patch is a safe, easy system
to help us overcome the problems of the
Hair Mistake and life with people
who do not understand us.....the few.... the
proud....the Highlander fan!
The Patches come in five types. I assure you
that no animals were used in the testing of the
Patch....only Highlander fan hairdressers.
Below are the five types and how to wear them.
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All Patches are about the size of an American
quarter. Choose the type that suits you best.
Each Patch lasts approximately 48 hours.
If you feel your case is a difficult one, please
see me privately. The patch has no side
effects. It will have a scent that is slightly
diiferent to each of us. Personally, my Patch
smells like expensive Swiss chocolate. Other
reported scents were green tea, white
roses, a candlelit room, old leather, the
Seine River and assorted beers. No unpleasant
smells have been reported.
Here are our Patch types:
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- THE DUNCAN:
This Patch shows a head shot of long, flowing brown hair
on Mac. It is worn next to the heart....that's the left breast, ladies.
- THE AMANDA:
This Patch is of Amanda in
her favorite color, black....bra and panties.
It should be worn closest to your wallet.
- THE JOE:
This Patch has a neon flashing
sign of Joe's Place. This Patch is worn next to either side
of your mouth, not too close, so you can enjoy
your drinks.
- THE CASSANDRA:
The Cassandra Patch
shows a long fingernail, painted bright red.
If possible, wear it on your own nail.
- THE METHOS:
The Methos Patch shows
a pair of silk blue boxers. It is usually worn
on the temple, close to your hair and grey matter.
- THE WATCHER:
The Watcher Patch shows the insignia of its group. It is
always worn
on the inside wrist.
- THE RICHIE:
This Patch is a free floating head
of Richie. It is worn where his motorcycle
would be, That is either buttock cheek.
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Places your Patches in the appropriate place.
You should begin to feel a lessening of
anxiety and sadness within 30 minutes.
Thank you for your patience in following
these essential instructions. I am available
24 hours a day for private sessions or crises.
Simply dial DRW-HELP.
For more help
with our lives as Highlander fans please
attend the Therapy Sessions. There, we
will address specific issues, such as:
- Where DO all the bodies go;
- How can
I make my own fog;
- Does hair really grow
only one half inch a month
- ....and other
troubling questions.
NOW GO HAVE SOME FUN!
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