"Spike! There you are!" Buffy grumbled as she stormed towards the vampire, determination pouring off her as she stalked over to him.

"Slayer... 'ello." He replied, seeing the deadly look in her eyes.

Melissa saw the girl look over at her, doing a double take to see the necklace hanging from her neck. "I wish you wouldn't try and take it from me!" The list-mom said quickly.

Buffy stopped in her tracks, her hand out-stretched to grab the necklace from the girl's neck. She blinked a few times and smiled, lifting the locket then placing it back down gently again. "Cool necklace. Riley gave that to me but Spike took it. Anyway, I'm glad you have it. It suits you so much more." She said, giving the woman a large smile.

Missa looked up at Spike with a grin. "I could rule the world with this."

"Just start with the hellmouth, Pet. Work your way up." The blond replied with a smirk.

"Hi guys!" Willow called out as she walked over, holding Wesley's hand. "Hey, Buff- uh," She quickly dropped the watcher's hand and smiled. "Buffy, hey, hi, how-how are you?"

"Fine. You?" The slayer asked.

"I wish Buffy acted like a bubbly check-out chick." Melissa stated after Spike whispered in her ear.

"So, like, how've you been? Like, I mean, like, you know, you haven't been, kinda, around much? You know?" Buffy asked, making hand gestures as she spoke and putting on an air-head like look.

Spike took the necklace from around Melissa's neck and put it around his own, the list mom pouting at him as he did it. "Hey!" She protested.

"I wish Slutty would go away."

Buffy smiled, "See ya! Later!" She said with a bubbly giggle then turned 180 degrees and started bouncing away. Spike took on a smug look, returning the amulet to it's place around Melissa's neck.

"Now that's better." The woman stated with a nod.

Riley's face fell as he looked up at his girlfriend. "This is a joke, right?"

"Aha, whatever!" The girl said, making the 'w' shape with her hands. The commando turned to Giles with a blank-look. He mouthed the word 'spell' to the man.

Giles shrugged, sitting a little further onto the edge of the couch. "Buffy, are you feeling okay?"

"Oh, way, okay, G! I'm totally cool with it!"

Riley sank back into the arm-chair with a frown. "Who did this?"

"Like, what're you talkin' about?" She asked, twirling the gum around her finger.

"You don't usually act like this."

"Hmmm? Like what?"

The two men sighed.

Wesley walked in. "Can you wish your maid would stop trying to... ahem, grope me?"

The girl laughed at him. "She tried to grope you? I wish that maid would disappear." The amulet started shining a beautiful gold colour. "I wish..." Missa started saying. She looked down at it then stopped.

"Stop!" Spike came in in a rush. "It's your last wish." He said, walking over to her.

The girl on the bed frowned. *Last wish?* She thought to herself, pouting. "I wish that whatever demon stole this amulet from the other dimension would steal another one and bring it back here."

With a flash of light, everything and everyone disappeared.