Kelso pushed through the garage door and almost tripped over Hyde.
They hoped that the Pinciottis had beer in their fridge that they could steal.
"Watch it, kelso!" Hyde snapped. "And get your hand off my ass!"
"Sorry," Kelso apologized. "I couldn't see where my hand was."
"Shhh!" Hyde snapped. "Do you want to be caught again!"
A lightbulb went over Fez's head as he remembered to kick Kelso's ass.
They heard a knock on the door and the three teenagers leaped down onto the floor.
The light flipped on and Midge appeared, wearing a teddy.
"Does the rich lady need and help around the house?" Bob asked.
"I know something that needs attending to in the bedroom..." Midge giggled.
The two adults ran inside and Fez grinned.
"I wish they wouldn't do that. It gives me needs."
"God, who knew Donna's parents were so kinky?" Hyde muttered with disgust.
The door opened and they hid again. "Aww geez..." Bob muttered.
"How did the bed break?" Midge wondered.
Kelso gulped.
"That roach clip is hurting my ass," Bob complained as he searched for some tools.
He tripped over Fez who was crouched under a table. "He did it!" kelso cried, pointing at Fez.
"He did what?" Midge asked.
"Hi, Mrs. Pinciotti." Hyde grinned. "No tan-lines this morning. Looks nice."
"Well, boys, it was nice of you to come over here to help." Bob said. "I asked you to help clean the garage last week and here you are doing your job."
The Pinciottis went inside and Hyde sighed with relief. "kelso! What are you doing?"
"I'm cleaning the garage." Kelso grinned.
"Not now, you idiot!"Hyde cried."let's just get the beer and get out of here!"
Fez tightened his fists with anger. he was ready to kick Kelso's ass.
Kelso grabbed a beer and followed his buddies outside and they sat out on th eback porch.
Fez tried to pull the tab back but hurt his fingers."OW!"
"Oh shit! I better go call Jackie!" Kelso sighed.
"Wuss."
"Shut up!"
Kelso left and Hyde stared at the sky as he sipped his beer. Donna and Eric were off on a date at that moment.
"Oh mama..."Fez shrieked. Hyde stood still as the space ship hovered over them. Two green aliens got out and placed two cows in the back yard.
The aliens picked him up and did stuff blah blah blah.
Hyde and Fez were later found naked in the vacant house on Sherman, where Donna and Eric were making out at.
"The truth.."Hyde muttered after he woke up. "Out there is the truth."
"The truth is out there man!"
** *** **
"Hi, I'm Agent Fox Mulder and this is my partner Dana Scully. We're here to investigate a report about an alien sighting?"
"Michael! Who is this guy?" Jackie demanded.
Fez grinned at Dana. "Hello pretty lady."
Hyde began telling Mulder what he saw that night.
"There were cattle?" Mulder asked, interested.
"Yes, I'm telling you...the government wasa really out on here by aliens, and we're cattle, man! We're cattle!"
"That's brilliant man!" Eric laughed.
Dana shook her head and stared at Donna's red hair. Fez placed his hands on her shoulder.
"Would you like to have some breakfast with me? Perhaps some toast?"
Dana smiled. "No thanks. I'm on a diet."
"Don't resist me, mama!" Fez said seductively.
He took her hand and led her inside the Pinciotti's house, where they laid down on the new waterbed.
Hyde was still telling Mulder what had happened and about his other theories sich as the gas shortage when the alien ship landed again in the back yard.
Kelso stared dumbfoundedly with confusion. His mouth was hanging open but Donna closed it. "You're letting flies in there!"
Mulder tape recorded everything. "Now everything I've ever worked for is finished. Now i can have time for a relationship with Scully."
He opened the bedroom door to find Scully and Fez in a sort of provocative embrace and ran out of the room.
"At least, I still have my video!"
"Hi!" Destroy and Give-back grabbed the tape away and broke it over their knees.
"Oh!"
"I believe this is yours!"
"You broke his thing!"
"And you gave it back to him! That was great!"
"Remember man, out there is the truth!"Hyde said to his new buddy.
Scully made goo-goo eyes at Fez as they said their goodbyes.
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