So you've got it bad for Bachelorette #3. We're sure you would have loved these super gals too. Too bad for you, cuz they're NIFTY!


Meet Bachelorette #1 Bachelorette #1 is currently employed at a well-visited cotton candy cart, but hands out toothpaste samples at a local discount center on her offtime. She's got lots of time in her life for a special guy, and since we know all your friends will be jealous, we've also invited her evil *ahem* I mean, lovely, twin here today! Introducing...


May B. Sew

and twin May B. Knotte

*zooms out with an enormous cotton candy which covers your entire face, causing to you to stop breathing*


Meet Bachelorette #2 Bachelorette #2 is a scientific research assistant for Igor & Co., and also a cheerleader for the Green Bay Hunchbackers. She is orginally from Bulgaria. A true cheesehead, she enjoys limburger cheese, polka music, and horror films. Say hello to Ann Thrax!



*Hobbles over, and knocks you down with a huge bear hug reeking of limburger*




Now it's time to meet your date, Bachelorette #3! See who's behind that heart!

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