Scully: Working hard, Mulder?
Mulder: (indicating to centerfold) This woman claims to have been taken aboard a space ship and held in an anti-gravity chamber without food and water for three days.
Scully: (Looking sideways at magazine) Antigravity's right. Sorry to interrupt your serious investigation. But I just heard a story that'd just take your knees out.
Mulder: What's that?
Scully: They found a body in the New Jersey woods yesterday, missing its right arm and shoulder. They think they may have been eaten off . . . by a human.
Mulder: Where in New Jersey?
Scully: Just outside Atlantic City.
Mulder: Not an uncommon place to loose a body part.
Mulder: You feeling lucky, Scully?
Scully: Relative to whom?
Scully: Mulder, it's the same story I've heard since I was a kid. It's a folk tale, a myth.
Mulder: I heard the same story when I was a kid too, funny thing is, I believed it.
Mulder: So what's eating that guy?
Mulder: Hey, what do you say we grab a hotel, take in a floor show, drop a few quarters in the slots, do a little digging on this case.
Scully: You're kidding right?
Mulder: Okay, we can skip the floor show.
Scully: Mulder, I have to be back in DC.
Mulder: You got a date?
Scully: No. I have my godson's birthday party at 6:30.
Ellen: What about that guy you work with?
Scully: Mulder?
Ellen: I thought you said he was cute.
Scully: He's a jerk. He's not a jerk, he's um . . . obsessed with his work.
Mulder: Where're you sleeping tonight?
Jack: You're standing in my bedroom. (they're in an alleyway)
Mulder: You know the, The Galaxy Gateway? (Mulder gives Jack his room key) Room 756. Go ahead.
Jack: Hey, they got HBO?
Mulder: (laughs) Yeah, they do.
Scully: Where are you?
Mulder: Not far from where you left me.
Scully: You're still in Atlantic City?
Mulder: Scully, you got anything happening this morning?"
Scully: What's that noise in the background?
Mulder: That's a guy getting sick.
Scully: Mulder, where are you? . . . The drunk tank?
(Scully picks Mulder up from the drunk tank in New Jersey.)
Scully: Well it's not hard to see why they mistook you for a vagrant.
Mulder: Are you going to rag on me, or are you going to take me to get something to eat?
Scully: Am I buying or did you manage to panhandle some spare change while you were at it?
Scully: Well I have to get back to Washington by 7:30, so, um . . .
Mulder: Got another birthday party?
Scully: No. I have a date.
Mulder: Can you cancel?
Scully: Unlike you Mulder, I would like to have a life.
Mulder: I have a life!
Ranger Peter Boulay: Hi, I found a body out in the woods today, it looks like it's been dead about six to eight months. A long haired male, missing the same tooth I found in that rabbit a while back. It could be your devil.
Mulder: Where's the body now?
Boulay: I turned it over to the coroner's office.
Mulder: You're sure it was a male?
Boulay: Well, it had all the plumbing.
Mulder: You should have seen her. She was beautiful.
Scully: Yeah well she just about ripped your lungs out.
Mulder: Who was that on the phone?
Scully: A guy.
Mulder: A guy. Same guy as the guy you had dinner with the other night?
Scully: Same guy.
Mulder: You going to have dinner with him again?
Scully: I don't think so.
Mulder: No interest?
Scully: Not at this time.
Mulder: (Walking to the door) What are you doing?
Scully: Going with you to the Smithsonian.
Mulder: Don't you have a life, Scully?
Scully: Keep that up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast woman.
(Scully stops at the door, her hand on the handle)
Mulder: Eight million years out of Africa . . .
Scully: (Holding door open for him) And look who's holding the door.
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