MIB: If any inquiry is made about this meeting, we request full denial.
Mulder: I'd say you people already suffer from full denial.
Mulder: I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.
Scully: Psycho-kenisis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?
Mulder: Paramedics check you out?
Scully: Yeah, I'm fine, although I do have a standing in line at the DMV sized headache.
Mulder: Mine's more IRS sized.
Mulder: Frequently, people who have psychokinetic power are unaware of their own capability.
Scully: Are you saying Lauren Kyte crashed our car?
Mulder: Either that or a poltergeist.
Scully: (doing a Carol-Ann impression) They're Heeere!
Mulder: They may be.
Mulder: You won't find too many people at their bosses' grave who aren't dancing on it.
Scully: That's Howard Graves. He's alive.
Mulder: Not necessarily.
Mulder: Do you know how difficult it is to fake your own death? Only one man has pulled it off, Elvis.
Mulder: You may be right.
Scully: Wait. You think I'm right?
Mulder: Sure, all you got to do is prove that Howard Graves is still alive.
Mulder: I don't suppose you ran any dental confirmations.
Dr. Bledsoe: What for? It was him.
Scully: How did you know?
Bledsoe: It said so on the toe tag.
MIB: I can make her talk. (Lauren Kyte)
Mulder: (grinning) My advice to you; don't get rough with her.
Scully: Mulder, there's no such thing as ghosts.
Mulder: Hey Scully, do you believe in an afterlife?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.
Mulder: Have you ever seen the liberty bell?
Scully: Yes.
Mulder: You know, I've been to Philadelphia a 100 times and I've never seen it.
Scully: You're not missing much. It's just a big bell with a big crack, and you have to wait in a long line.
Mulder: Yeah, but I'd really like to go.
Scully: Why now?
Mulder: I don't know. How late do you think they stay open?
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