Scully: So, why did you two go your separate ways?
Mulder: I'm a pain in the ass to work with.
Scully: No, seriously.
Mulder: You mean I'm not a pain in the ass to work with?
Mulder: We had different career goals. Jerry wanted the fifth floor.
Scully: And you?
Mulder: I was gunning for a basement office with no heat or windows.
Scully: Must be for the visually impaired.
Mulder: How do you like that? A politically correct elevator.
Mulder: Maybe Drake was talking to someone before he was doing his Ben Franklin impersonation.
Scully: It's past three.
Mulder: I'm just looking for my profile notes.
Scully: Maybe if you cleaned your desk more than once a year.
Mulder: They were right here. I'm telling you.
(after Jerry reports on the case using Mulder's profile notes)
Mulder: Brad Wilczek?
Scully: He said it would be a short list. And it's headline news how much this guy despised Drake.
Mulder: That just seems too obvious. To kill Drake would be so brazenly egomaniacal.
Scully: And fully consistent with Jerry's excellent behavioral profile.
Mulder: Fully.
Scully: How can we get in?
Mulder: You remember the Trojan Horse?
(He reaches in the trunk and pulls out VA license plate EURISKO - they pull up and the mechanical gate scans the plate and lets them in)
Mulder: (grinning) Open, Sesame!
Mulder: 28 down, one to go. (Lights go out)
Scully: Oh, great. Mulder?
(Long pause - Mulder shines a flashlight at Scully.)
Mulder: Trick or treat.
Peterson: Not bad, Agent Mulder. You know, I've been trying to access the CPU for the past two years. Now please, take out your gun and remove the clip. Careful.
Mulder: Defense Department?
Peterson: Lets just say our paychecks are signed by the same person.
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