Scully: That's not your usual brand of entertainment.

Scully: Mulder, this is even hokier than the one they aired on the Fox network, you can't even see what they're operating on!

Scully: You spent money on this?
Mulder: (smugly) $29.95 . . . plus shipping.

Scully: Front door's boarded up.
Mulder: Back door's been busted open. Hope nobody let the rat out.

Mulder: (After pulling 2nd gun) I got tired of losing my gun.

Mulder: (talking about Skinner) Ah, look at this. A beacon in the night.

Mulder: Well, I didn't get his name, I was too busy getting my ass kicked.

Scully: What would a Japanese diplomat be doing in that house, with a dead man . . . with his head stuffed in a pillow case?
Mulder: Obviously not strengthening international relations.

Mulder: I just remembered a piece of evidence from the crime scene that I 'forgot' to turn in.

Mulder: (about the list of names) Maybe he's gonna fit her for a pillow case, too.

Langly: Just gotta love them German optics.

Mulder: Gotta love that global economy, huh?

Mulder: I don't remember giving you a key.
Skinner: I came to see you. Obviously I was late for the party.
(Mulder's apartment is trashed)
Mulder: Yeah, I guess I should really fire my maid, shouldn't I?

Skinner: This morning his body was found floating face down in the Seano canal. I think we can assume he wasn't diving for pearls.

Skinner: Because whatever you stepped in on this case is being tracked into my office, and I don't like the smell of it.
Mulder: Mind if I tidy up in here a bit first?

Scully: So you're saying that this is man-made.
Agent Pendrell: What else would it be?
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