Mulder: You've never seen America until you've seen it from a train, Scully.
Mulder: (Finding the journals are in Japanese) Why did I study French in high school?
Mulder: I just want you to point it at him. Don't pull the trigger (clicks empty gun). Kinda gives away the game.
Scully: Well don't, Agent Pendrell. Keep up the good work.
Pendrell: Hey, thanks. Keep it up yourself!
(Scully leaves)
Pendrell: Keep it up yourself . . . what a doof . . .
Woman: Ooh, god. He's dead!
Mulder: Sshh! He's just got a little motion sickness. I'm gonna go find a doctor. Why don't you and your young man just find another bathroom?
Mulder: The NSA? Since when did they start issuing you guys piano wire instead of guns?
MIB: The ruler of the world is no longer the country with the greatest soldiers, but the greatest scientists.
MIB: What's the next stop?
Scully: It's not on the map.
Mulder: As an employee of the National Security Agency you should know that a gunshot wound to the stomach is probably the most painful and the slowest way to die. But I'm not a very good shot. And when I miss . . . I tend to miss low . . . (aims at crotch)
Mulder: What are you watching?
Scully: Your alien autopsy video.
Mulder: You mean I might get my $29.95's worth after all?
(Scully is trying to read the code)
Mulder: Tick, tick, Scully.
3x09 3x11
