NEVER AGAIN
4x13

Original airdate: February 2, 1997



Mulder: Okay, so we . . . we'll have them send down another desk and there won't be any room to move around here but we can put them really close together face to face. Maybe we can play some BATTLESHIP!



Mulder: Eenie Weenie Chili Beanie, the spirits are about to speak?



Mulder: So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of (Boris voice) Moose and Skvirrel.



Scully: Where will you be?

Mulder: Ironically enough, it's personal. It's a . . . place I always wanted to go. What I anticipate to be a spiritual journey. I hope to discover something about myself. Maybe you should do the same.



Mulder: I'm just at that special place and I wanted to share it with you. (Sports Elvis shades) You know that Elvis bought all the furniture in just 30 minutes?



(Mulder does a Elvissy victory dance in the middle of a room in Graceland)



Mulder: And congratulations for making a personal appearance in the X-Files for a second time. A world record.



Mulder: Case closed on Boris Battenoff, which is really a shame because I was thinking of having an NY tattooed on my ass to commemorate the Yankees' World Series Victory? Better late than never, huh?


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Mulder: All this because I . . . because I didn't get you a desk?

Scully: Not everything is about you, Mulder. This is my life.

Mulder: Yes, but it's my . . .



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