Scully: (referring to decapitated head) It blinked at me.
Mulder: Blinked or winked?
Mulder: (Looking in morgue freezer) Pretty cozy. Who'd ever want to leave?
Scully: Well, whoever happened to get locked in here last night, I guess.
Mulder: That would be a Mr. Leonard Morris Betts, age 34. But it should probably be noted that when Mr. Betts arrived here last night he was sans head.
Scully: What about the morgue attendant?
Mulder: Somebody cold-cocked him and stole his clothes.
Scully: What are we doing here?
Mulder: Did I mention that Mr. Betts had no head?
Scully: Yes, so? I mean, you're not suggesting that a headless body kicked his way out of a locked morgue freezer, are you?
Mulder: Yeah, but why take a headless one and leave one of those top-dollar bodies behind?
Mulder: (Gooeying through the waste) Ooh, I think I got the toy surprise.
Scully: Leonard Betts.
Mulder: That's his head, but where's his body?
Mulder: I wanna see how he lives.
Scully: Lived.
Mulder: Lived.
Mulder: (Looking at the mess) Made himself at home. Maybe he was home.
Scully: (Unbelieving) Leonard Betts.
Mulder: Yeah.
Scully: Without his head.
Mulder: (Sounding ooked) Yeah?
Scully: The remains are dipped in the epoxy and once it's cured the specimen can be sliced for analysis.
Mulder: Or you got yourself a nice paperweight.
Scully: (Looking at Bett's brain section) What are you seeing?
Mulder: Let's get a slice to go.
Mulder: Chuck, would you believe that this man's head had been decapitated?
Chuck: Aw, man! No way!
Mulder: Way!
(Picking up Leonard Betts' finger)
Mulder: Siskel or Ebert?
Mulder: On the other hand, how evolved can a man be who drives a Dodge Dart?
Scully: (Contemplating the biopsies) So you're saying that this is . . .
Mulder: Snack food.
Mulder: Do you think mom knows her dead son is tooling around in her car?
Scully: Well, whatever he was doing, he's taking the secret to his grave.
Mulder: Yeah, for the second time.
Mulder: (Contemplating bodies in coffin and on the table) Will the real Leonard Betts please stand up!
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