QUOTES AND WORDS OF WISDOM
alright, this is the place to get quotes and sage-like wisdom from our guru's matt and trey...read these, and maybe you won't be such a loser..
- "you can't blame me because i have a sweetass! i can't help it!" matt stone, in baseketball, explaining the one absolute truth in this universe
- "acid. acid, and uh, acid" trey parker, explaining where they get their ideas
- "its like an after-school special that has been chopped up in a blender" matt stone, explaining his take on "south park"
- "thats the big misconception, is skinny guys always have big dongs" matt stone, clearing things up once and for all..
- "i definitely am girth" matt stone answering the question on everyone's mind..
- "Buying SPIN magazine is like going to K-Mart in Cambodia and watching your father have sex with another man." trey parker making one of the worlds more common analogies..for more info on the whole spin thing click HERE
- "the show is really funny to us because we think that farts are the funniest things in the world. EVER. In the history of mankind." trey parker, explaining "south parks" appeal.
- we had a big bottle of Listerine, I mean a big economy bottle, and we just sat there and chugged it before and after," said stone. "we both just tasted like clinical, like mint. I just blanked it out, it was like being in a car wreck, I don't remember it. we had to do two takes" matt stone explaining prepartion before he and trey went at it during "baseketball"
- "there's no bigger incentive to be funny than a chick you want to get together with. thats when you bring out the big guns" matt stone...what do you think he means by that last part?
- "I keep thinking I should buy a Mercedes, but I don't wanna look like a fag." trey parker
- "the truth is until we have children, we're not gonna know whether or not we're gonna kick them." trey parker, in one of their fireside chats
- "people have to understand these are all works of fiction. there's no such thing as aliens, there's no such thing as scuzzlebutt, and there's no such thing as patrick duffy." matt stone explaining about south park in one of their fireside chats
- "i would never kill somebody--unless they pissed me off." trey parker
- "you know that everyone thinks that in order to do south park we must be wild, crazy ,rock and roll stars. but the truth is we're just wholesome middle american guys. we enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody". trey parker, on himself and matt stone
- "well..i am a little" trey parker, responding to fireside chat interviewer on whether or not he and matt are gay.
- "i guess we're all a little gay." matt stone responding to the same question
- "for instance in this episode, if you look really hard, you can find a picture of me having sex with matt's mom" trey on subliminal messages in south park
- "WHAT?!!?!" matt stone responding to that one
- "cute. hot." matt stone describing himself as a child...apparently he hasn't changed a bit.
- "I hope she does call us, so we can tell her to f--- off!" trey parker explaining what many of us would want to do if barbara streisand ever called.
- "Barbra Streisand? She's a bitch." trey parker, telling the truth..
- "She's the anti-Christ," matt stone's take on the woman.
- I'd be working at Denny's," matt stone on what he would be doing if he wasnt doing "south park"
- "People thought we were gay for a long time." matt stone speaking about his friendship with trey parker
- "that's why the beautiful chicks left us alone." trey parker explaining the results of that friendship
- "We still get in Matt's truck and go down to McDonald's and stare at hot chicks, it's what we've always done." trey parker on how they spend their spare time, what little of it they have..
a plethora more to come..keep checking...