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    "Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel."
    Lisa, "Bart Gets an F"

    "My cat's name is Mittens."
    Ralph Wiggum, "Lisa's Rival"

    "Now I don't want you to worry, class. These tests will have no effect on your grade. They merely determine your future social status and financial success. If any."
    Mrs. Krabappel, "Bart the Genius"

  • The Impossible Simpsons Quiz


    We Have A Winner!

    Antonio Lopez (bamlopez@pacbell.net) answered every question correctly in Impossible Simpsons Quiz #1, and has earned a spot in the Impossible Simpsons Quiz Hall of Fame. Stay tuned; Impossible Simpsons Quiz #2, with 5 NEW impossible questions, will be ready soon.


    Answers to Impossible Simpsons Quiz #1

    1. In "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish," what piece of classical music does Barney's novelty answering machine tape emulate? Give the name of the composer and the symphony.

      Answer: Beethoven's #5

    2. What is executive producer Mike Scully's wife's name (first and last)?

      Answer: Julie Thacker

    3. In "Homer the Great," what species of monkey does Homer use for his "Civil War Reenactment"? Please give the correct spelling.

      Answer: Colobus monkey

    4. In "Treehouse of Horror VI," (Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores), whose birthplace is destroyed by giant advertising characters? Also, name the book that made him famous.

      Answer: It's the birthplace of Norman Vincent Peale; the book is The Power of Positive Thinking.

    5. Give the name of the actor who provided the voice of the "America's Most Armed and Dangerous" host in "Some Enchanted Evening," one other animated TV show he's done, and a regular character on that program.

      Answer: The actor is Christopher Collins. He was in "G.I. Joe" as Cobra Commander, Ripper, Steeler, Gung-Ho, and Breaker. He was also in "Transformers" as Starscream, Reflector, Wheeljack, and Sparkplug.

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