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"We have some new pamphlets available in our church newsrack, including 'Bible Bafflers', 'Satan's Boners', 'Good Grief: More Satan's Boners' and for the teens, 'It's Not Cool to Fry in Hell.'" 
"Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right. It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate you can frame." 
Bart: Lisa, I have this strong unpleasant feeling I've never had before. 
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