I Am Canadian!
I Am Canadian!

Hey! I'm not a lumber jack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice. I have a
Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English and French
NOT American and I pronounce it "about" not "aboot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping not policing, diversity
not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and
noble animal. A touque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is prounounced "Zed", not "Zee", "Zed"!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The First Nation of Hockey!
And the best part of North America!
My name is Joe! And
I AM CANADIAN!





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