Quotes

Xander: Yep, vampires are real. A lot of ‘em live in Sunnydale. 
Willow’ll fill you in.
Willow: I know it’s hard to accept at first.
Oz: Actually, it explains a lot.
~Innocence~

Snydar: There are some things I can just smell. It’s like a sixth sense.
Giles: No, actually, that would be one of the five.
~When She was Bad~

Cordelia: So does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I’m 17, Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
~Surprise~

Spike: What, your mom doesn’t know?
Mrs. Summers: Know what?
Buffy: That...I’m, um, in a band—A rock band. With Spike here.
Spike: Right. she plays the triangle--
Buffy: drums
Spike: Yeah. She’s hell on those skins.
Mrs. Summers: Uh-huh, and what do you do?
Spike: Well, I sing.
~Becoming Part 2~

Buffy: Okay, fine. You’re not down with Angel, 
but why would you ever come to me?
Spike: I want Dru back, I want it her like she was before he came back. 
The way she acts around him.
Buffy: Your pathetic. I lost a friend today--
Spike: I wasn’t in on the raiding party
Buffy: And I may lose more. The whole Earth maybe sucked into Hell 
and you want my help because your girlfriends a big ho. 
Well, let me take this opportunity to not care!
Spike: I can’t fight them both alone, and neither can you.
Buffy: I hate you.
Spike : And I’m all you got.
Buffy: All right, talk.
Spike: Let me kill this guy.
Buffy: Ahem! 
Spike: Oh right.
Buffy: Let’s get inside.
~Becoming Part 2~

“I knew it! Not in the sense that I had the slightest idea what was going on,
but I knew there was something I didn’t know!”
~Willow: Surprise~

“We like to talk big, vampires do, I’m going to destroy the world. 
It’s just tough guy talk. Strut around with your friends over a pint of blood
. The truth is I like this world. You’ve got dog racing, 
and Manchester united, and you’ve got people. 
Billions of people walking around, like happy meals with legs. 
It’s all right here.” 
~Spike: Becoming Part 2~

“You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, 
that’s fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!” 
~Buffy: What’s My Line Part 2~