Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

How does a vampire like his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What do you get when you cross a jeep with a dog?

A land rover.

Why did the pony have a sore throat?

Because he was a little horse.

Why does a tiger have stripes?

So he won't be spotted.

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.