Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Why were the strawberries sad?

Why did George Washington stand up while sleeping?

Why did Dracula get put in jail?

Why did the parrot copy the smart kid?

What kind of water never freezes?

Why did the moth in the theater chew a hole in the carpet?

Why did the dummy take a ruler to bed?

What did the digital watch say to the alarm clock?

What did the finger say to the thumb?