What is a cannibal's favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles. It has a mile in between .

Why did the fig go out with the prune?

He couldn’t find a date .

What did the mommy snake say to the baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Why didn’t the oyster share the profits from his pearl?

He was shellfish.