Two cannibals are eating a clown.

What did one clown say to the other?

 

Why did the spider buy a car?

 

 

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?

 

 

What happened to the man who lost his left side?

 

 

Why do Dalmatsians have a hard time hiding?

 

 

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?

 

 

What does a dancer like to drink?

 

 

Why did the baker fire the bread?

 

 

What can jump higher than a house?