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Zena’s party! NEW!!
READING FESTIVAL

    
Zena’s party, 20th october 2001

Jamie once again lived up to his reputation as german love boy, givin Sonya sum tips in the kitchen, but did he? i dunno. Enough aboot that, Zena’s house was in a crazy place in liskeard, no one could find using allans dodgy map making skills, but we got there. The night started off pretty crazily as alcohol was beggining to be consumed at great pace, and dodgy turkish instroments provided tokey goodness. Resulting in alot of crazy drunken people, and allans eventual demise in to the world of the dragon, he is chundercat dragon boy, throwing up many-a-time for many hours, and driving his imaginary car, this was by far one of the funniest things i have ever seen, one of the limited things I remembered aboot that night. Also on the list of chundercats include ms Zoe Tunnerdine, oh yeah big fisting to mr tunnerdine on his legendary pulling skills joining Jamie as a german love boy. O yeah more chundery cat goodness, brother of band mamber mike, who was at Butlins at the time, wot a disgrace, and Chris Counter thru up on allans hoodie, har har, infact he almost chundered on my head, lukily I avoided his projectile vomit and let allan take one for the team. To liven up allans illyness state, a game was made, in which as he was vomiting he must name a pokemon character at the same time, amusing unless you wer within a 2 meter radius, then it was just anoying. Holley was being stalked by Sam Tyler, a sad and desperate year 13 who Holley toyed with his emotions in order to get a lift in his car, go Holley!!
Hmm, what else happened, o yeah Allan chundered some more, then went to the barley claiming he was a secret agent, with his tony the tiger frosty card. Enough about allan, a trip to the carlton was in order for some, including mr dave and stef, who just sat smoking cigars, dissapointed by the lack of pulling action, well stef’s got a girlfriend actually, but dave has no excuse for being a retard, actually niver do I, I made a compleet nubbin of myself, wow I was smasheroonied, and boy the comedown was a bad one, yeah anyway, trouser stealing action. First, Jamie got nakid, as always, to his boxers outdoors in the cold, he poked me in the eye with his big, juicy, nipples, freshly waxed of course. He then ran through the house nakid to stop people from throwing coco-pops at him, he then lost his trousers, and sum1 fukt his fone, then Dan Reid nicked his troosers, and refused to give them back without a fight to the death, which Jamie almost accepted. Shortly the orphans, a 4ft high 18 yr old boy?? with holy clothes, sleeping under dustbins in the kitchen like pixies. More crazy goings on in the garden, matt decided to take a giant leap THRU a stone wall, taking it with him over a large drop, crushing zenas prize plants in the process, Will and Dean decided launch missiles at the birdy-bath cracking it in two, crazy foolish boys, whilst Mr James Brown tragically destroyed the new patio slabs. Shock horror!! but no, it was ok coz krystal heath came to the rescue, become krystal the concrete king in the morning, mixing cement and fixing the garden before we’d even woken up. What a star!! Numurous times did the fire alarm go off, and the door bell was rang also, by Mark long, the toaster was broken, therefore burning the toast and setting off the alarm, I thought it would be a good idea to put super noodles in the toaster, it didnt work and Liane stopped me, so I had some ketcup instead. Themes of the party - cereal, eaten and thrown, and noodles. Oh yeah and chundering of course! And stealing of beer and pantaloons.
There concludes Dave and Johns memorys of the night of Zena’s party, wonderfull. Oh yeah and Mat pushing me down the stairs, then thinking it would be a good idea to throw him self down numorous times aswell.
JohnDAve+Mike

   


Reading festival 2001(pictures)

The 23rd of august, EXAM RESULT DAY EEK, so we all get up at rediculous hours of the morning and fetch them, the outcome being pretty good, so everyone was pleased, then allan, john, dave, chris, holley, ali and rosie were wisked away to reading festival for the weekend with holleys dad. So the adventure began, the bus ride took about 5 hours i’d say it wasnt extreemly uneventfull but we piked up sum girl and a few of holleys dads frends on the way. When we got there, we found camp, stratigicly a long way from the car park so that it would take forever and numourous back pains to carry all our stuff.
Friday, whent to see the living end, eels, the strokes, american hi - fi , greenday and ash, it all deftitnately rokt. all the fun and excitement happend afterwards tho, thursday night we met and bonded with  our neighbours, “the posh guys” called so because they go to grammer school, they were - um, ross, martin?, ozi scott, rob?, jo and his twin (i fink that might be martin im not sure), the guy that looks like guy rolfe, and there was gary barlow as well. I fink that was all of them.
We sat around campfire and sang songs whilst john (me) played guitar.
My memory is exceptionally vague when recalling the first night.
Saterday, went in to town for a shit and to get sum supplies for the night ahead, and for BBQ food which BBQ chrisy cooked on the disposable.
got back and watched rancid, my vitriol, bit of mad caddie and small snippet of snuff, went to main stage for feeder and fun loving criminals, and watched the manic street preachers, was amazing, chris crowd surfed!! woohoo after that it took a while to get back to camp, but ther the comedy arose, grabbing sum tequila and red square, me dave ali and allan, i fink chris as well, yes chris walkt to my bruva’s campsite to see ppl, we played wheatus songs on the way and bekoned the legand that was, MC TIM!!! he was reely wasted and poped up from behind a tent to sing wheatus with us!, we wandered up to the campsite and i had a mini jambaree with my rob harris, MC TIME wandered off to find his sleeping bag, now on the way back from their site ali and allan wer exceptionly wasted, and ali decided to keep falling over and falling over and falling over, colapsing ali we would chant, then me and chris just walked off becoz they wer being too slow. sitting with the ozzis neer by our camping arena, ali and ross wondered off never to be seen untill the morning......
Sunday, was far superior, got up way too late and missed staind and boy hits car, eek, me and dave got up ther to see (hed) pe, then continued to watch classic bands such as system of a down, queens of the stone age, o and the cult! hoo were possibly the biggest bunch of twats in the universe but the coolest coz they dont wear clarks shoes apparently! got sum food, watched papa roach then highlight of the day marylin manson, stage show was amazing, then eminem and d12. When we got back to the campsite, loads of crazy stuff happened, we met loooooads of ppl such as ali and sam, hoo me and dave went beer blagging with, aswell as getting ozi scott to do his funky gay irish dance he he, we took the guitar and sung for beer, we had sum random blokey doing sum nifty backing beats, we lost them and me dave and ozi scott kept entertaining for beer, then we got to a ten that gave us mahoosive amounts of alcohol, drank them, holley was creating her family, consisting of lots of random ppl, including jeffry and sumutha random ppl, sk8bording duud and surfer guy, rancid boy also. I was drunk now so wot i can remember duznt make sence, went to be about 6 oklok and got up at bout 9 to get out of the campsite, this took a few hours cued in the “grid lock” of cars. on the way home ppl wer asleep sum of the way and grouchy for the rest, i felt iffy and dave made his own hand language. so what i can remember is that, very vivid but still it was one helava weekend, ill add stuff wen i get a full account of wot happend, i need allan to remind me.
john

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