Jonah was born in hong kong in 1986. The love child of pop sensation Micheal Jackson and Madame Mao, wife of the former chairman of the People's Republic of China, Jonah only looks Jewish. As a child, he spent his summers in Shanghai and his winters in India, learning to play the sitar. He later would translate his sitar skills to guitar skills and join an amazing rock quartet who would someday become very famous and fantasticly rich. He then quit that band and joined Almost Everything.
Every day Jonah must hide his true identity to protect both his mother, who was arrested in 1976 after the death of her husband, Chairman Mao, and to protect himself against the extreme ridicule he would face from the rock world and from his band if anyone were to discover his father's true identity. Therefore, Jonah lives a quiet yet carefree life, living the lie day by day and wishing to one day hold in his arms again, that wonderful girl who made everything right and helped him to get through so many long warm indian nights. By this I of course mean, his old sitar, which he named Lui Shao-Ch'i but endearingly refers to as Patsy.