Regular Anime Reviews (Page 4)


Galaxy Angel (Broccoli / Bandai)

With 26 episodes of this show, and 15 minutes per episode; Galaxy Angel follows the adventures of a five-woman team dedicated to fighting for justice and searching the ends of the universe for the aptly titled "Lost Technology."  However, it's a lot harder than one would assume.

Milfeulle is the noobie that joins the "Angel Brigade" with her weird sense of gumption and luck.  She's a great cook, I'll add.  Then their's Ranpha, a mixture of French sexiness and Chinese combativeness.  Forte is the resident gun freak.  Cute little Mint hails from a rich family and has this stuffed animal cos-play fetish.  Vanilla is the ultimate religious figure despite being young.  Volcott is the superior of the so-called "Brigade" who basically gives out this aura of being a gentleman to the very end...  And Normad is the sharp-tongued super-computer that was found in a missile; now residing in Vanilla's stuffed doll.

These girls have to deal with three guys who are basically using that "Quantum Leap" technology for some reason or another, go through retarded situations, complicate situations that are otherwise simple, and fight against being de-robed by perverts.  And aside from Milfeulle's Japanese voice being out of place, Ranpha's English voice sometimes having a German accent, and Vanilla's English voice being louder than her Japanese voice; Galaxy Angel proves to be a show that's just amazing at what it can do.  There's more to come as the manga and another round of episodes head our way.

Negima! / Magister Negi Magi  (Xebec / Funimation)

Japanese title: Mahou Sensei Negima!

Negi Springfield is a 10 years old wizard in training.  After graduating from a school in Wales, he ends up becoming an English homeroom teacher for an all-girls middle school.  But can he handle the outragious 2-A?  These unique girls are basically screaming for him to teach one of them.  Well...  Around 85% of them:  A few of them already hates his guts.  One of them's a vampire that wants revenge.  And one of them is a ghost.

Severly bad animation and coloring, the hopping around between parts of the manga, and the rumor that too much money had been spent on VA instead of everything else besides; Negima is the perfect show to watch if you want something to enjoy.  The fanservice that was found in Ken Akamatsu's manga has been removed and the story has been dumbed down so kids in Japan can watch it.  (Said bad animation and coloring gets fixed for DVD release, by the way.)

Highly recommended.  And this is from a guy who still wouldn't come 10 miles near Ken's other work, "Love Hina."

Neon Genesis Evangelion

The reason I gave Eva the lowest possible score was to counterattack many of the high scores that the series had been receiving everywhere else.  But the real reasons for my score hadn't been given clearly.

First off, we all know that it was made by Gainax; a company that's been known at the time to break all the rules.  It's not a bad thing, but they went past their limit.  Secondly, it's more of a psychological thriller than a giant robot show.  Third and more imporantly is character interaction:  They treat each other like crap, setting the atmosphere of teen angst that adds to the darkness and gloom of the series.

Getting to the mechanics of the series.  Eva's plot is shoddy; being made as the show went along.  It's like a machine that's been slapped together in the last minute.  And it's on the verge of breaking down into pieces.  The last two episodes were director Hideaki Anno's "delaying tactic" so he can fund his movie later on.  So when he stripped the show of the "giant robot" cliche and such, all that was left was discussion about the "Complimentation Project" and how psychologically messed up the characters (mainly Shinji) are.

I hated it because the show's "cup runneth over" with angst.  It was too dark, gloomy, and angsty for me.  I didn't reach this "state of enlightenment" like every other anime fan who saw it.  I was merely on the "Eva bandwagon" for the sake of seeing something different and exotic...  Until I saw it for what it truly was and hopped off.


Neon Genesis Evanglion, End Of Eva

And THIS is the area where said machine breaks down.

Director Hideaki Anno, as well as Gainax, wanted to end this world of Eva so they can move on to make other shows.  The end product can basically be compared to hip-hop artist Eminem's second album "Marshall Matters."  As the movie marks the "grand finale" of Eva, it gives the audience as much action and industrial magic to keep them glued to the screen.  However, the teen angst that was the main focus of Eva prevails as the line about "pleasing oneself with inanimate objects" gets used.

I also like to note the use of live-action clips within the movie.  Gainax is crowned king, "Otaking" mind you, when it comes to creative filming.  Never mind that it's part of Mr. Anno's creativity extending its middle finger back at fans who demanded more.

I neither find angst nor general meanness entertaining.  I don't like the idea of entertainment being reduced to a person, or a group of people, running around with anger and embitterness that hadn't been dealt with.  And I'm in vehement disagreement with this movie, the series before it, and the fandom that surrounds it.


Nurse Witch Komugi

Following along the heals of the arthouse outhouse known as "The Soul Taker," the cute pink-haired Komugi gets her own show and becomes a cosplay idol who moonlights as a magical girl.  And everyone from the old show is along for the ride.

Kyosuke, the angsting monster-boy, becomes a fellow idol and Komugi's crush.  Shiro, an acid-mouth punk trying to get revenge, becomes Komugi's acidic manager.  Yui, president of that evil HMO, becomes the sobbing short-tempered president of "Kiri-Pro."  And the former "flickers" Megumi, Asuka, Runa, Koyori, and Mayu respectively become Komugi's rival idol, rival child idol, fellow idol, fellow idol slash evil magical maid, and magical princess.  Enter Mugimaru the random perverted, supposedly cute thing; and you have an instant party.

Now, because of the studio that's releasing this series, it has free reign over parodizing the older anime like Gatchaman and Speed Racer.  It has no control over itself as it has fun while it features Komugi fighting poor Koyomi's alter ego, the Magical Maid.  I'm amazed at the way ADV pulls it off, using some of the characters Pioneer used for the Soul-Taker series.  Kudoes to everyone involved.



Read Or Die

This is something new. One of those old "spy" thrillers that uses the most unlikeliest of protagonists. Yomiko Readman is a dopey "book otaku" whose use of paper products as weapons and shields earns her the title "Paper." She's part of British Library and her job is to retrieve rare books, at any cost, from an assortment of cloned historical world figures known as "I-Jin."

Her team includes Ms. Deep (with her ability to pass through solid objects), an exasperated mercenary Drake Anderson, clumsy Wendy Earheart, their boss Joker (Excluding every reference of Batman, people!), and the head old-guy in charge Gentleman.

I enjoyed ROD for its plot twists and the complexities of each of the main characters. Even if some of them look boring, they really didn't bore me and adds to the spice of mixed characters. It's like a "James Bond 007" parody using mostly normal people, but done right. An added note that Ms. Deep had been selected by the "Being Upfront" webpage; with Yomiko as part of the "Honorable Mention" site.

Special nods go to the infamous Manga Entertainment for their dubbing of the series and their decision not to make ROD an all-out movie. The British characters _actually_ sound British. And my favorite dubbing was for Otto Lilienthal; Da Glider King.


Shrine of the Morning Mist  (Starchild Records / Media Blasters)

Japanese Title: Asagiri no Miko

Finally!  Anime that treats their characters more like real human beings instead of studio props!

Here we have Tadahiro Amatsu, aka Hiro.  His left eye is red and has the historic ability to call forth demons.  Ayatachi Mishimune wants that power so he can bring back Yagarina.  But Yuzu, Hiro's childhood friend, isn't gonna have it.  She's a shrine priestess along with her big sister Kurako and little sister Tama.

Yuzu also manages to recruit four more girls from her school:  The hot-headed Seiko, the underdeveloped yet snappy Chika, the UFO-loving square-peg Izumi, and the graceful Shizuka.  But what's up with Kusugi, the resident lady-killer?  And the three new girls; Kukuri, Yukie, and Mizuho?  Why did these lovely girls become the Twilight Priestesses for Yagarina?  Oh, and we musn't forget Koma the catwoman demon...

This is pure anime silver.  These fans of certain anime titles nowadays, smoking the T&A/MOE pipes; they don't know what they're missing.  At any rate; this show gets a top recommendation from me.  Anybody who knows that anime is entertainment and not just fantasies to pleasure yourself over should watch this.  And I haven't even told you about Japan's aging, yet skilled, Megumi Hayashibara and America's own sweetheart Rachael Lillis (Pokemon's Misty / Jessie).

Street Fighter II (Movie)

If I wanted to see bulging musclemen duke it out; I'd watch the live-action movie version of Street Fighter.  Sure I won't get to see Fei-Long and Thunder Hawk, but atleast I'll be one more Jean-Claude Van-whats-his-name and ten times less use of steroids.

Then again it's probably because I'm a fan of SNK "King of Fighters" video game series.  They didn't have so many Ryu-clones, head-swaps, name-swaps, and copy-cats.  And if they do; then they're cooler (as per SNK's unwritten law).  They also have Koreans!  And a fighting stage in the Middle East...

But enough about the King of Fighters.  This review is about the Street Fighter II movie.  It's horrible!  These guys stooped to having Chun Li fight Vega in her shirt and undies (after the infamous shower scene); then one would know where this is going.


Yu-Gi-Oh (US TV)

Highly commercialized marketing crap created to dazzle the kids and make money from their parents.  But this is more than just another hop onto the Pokemon bandwagon.  The show had less "looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again" and more of what the original Pocket Monsters had been lacking all this time:  SKILL.

Brought to the US with guns edited from out of the hands and seizure-causing special effects toned down; "Yugioh / King of Games" is about the young Yugi Moto and the "millenium item" which transforms him into a hard-edged card commando.  He and his friends go through their adventures, straighten out their rivals, and defeat the bad guys by playing a card game with is now just as popular as Pokemom.  It's brainless...  But at least it doesn't send people flying to the sky every episode.


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