Kibagami Genjuro's
Page Of Reviews

KILL YOU!

Damn!  I'm going to take a break from searching for that loudmouth loser Haohmaru.  Doing this review page will give me some much needed meditation in order to wipe the floor with him.  Besides, I musn't be a bother to Anime Tempy since he seems to be busy with other issues.  I might as well show you my system of reviewing, then.

Card
Card Description:
Points:
Verbal Description (In Genjuro's Words):

Trash
0 points
It sucks.  And if you're a fan of it, then you suck and should be killed.

Cherry Blossom
0.5 points It sucks, but not as badly.  I will still kill you, but not before teaching you a lesson. Luckily for me, giving anything this sort of grade is rare.

Iris
1 points It sucks.  But you'll be spared so you can see the error of your ways.
Cherry Blossom Curtain
1.5 points It teeters along the line between sucking and not sucking.

Iris Plank
2 points Hmmm...  Let me think about it.

Boar
2.5 points (Still deep in thought.)

Dear
3 points Pretty good, I guess...

Butterfly
3.5 points Getting better.
Crane
4 points If that show was my opponent, it would be worthy of my blade!
Moon
4.5 points Dammit!  You're a hard opponent to beat! This grade is as rare as that Cherry Blossom grade, though.
Phoenix
5 points Damn!  I didn't know prostitutes were that good!

Update (1/24/8)

The new year had been rung in.  And already, the American anime industry is suffering from a collapse.  So, while the iron is still usable...

New reviews:  Higurashi, Trinity Blood

For adult anime:  Consenting Adultery, Immoral Sisters: Blossoming, and My Classmate's Mother.

Update (10/4/7)

Don't you just love when anime companies break rule #1 without even knowing why they're currently suffering?  Rule #1: The Customer Is Always Right (to a certain extent).  Rule #1, people!  Geneon and its mostly "moe + weak male lead" products are retreating.  The fat heads over at Bandai Visual USA are releasing their niche works via website only.  JapanAnime is reselling their products in packs; they've learned NOTHING.  So yeah.

New reviews: Claymore, Grenadier, So long Mr. Despair, and Zombie-Loan.

For adult anime:  Ane Haramix, Anejiru, Bible Black Only, Elfen Laid, Gibo no Toiki, Hatsu Inu, Jokuana, Boku no Piko, Natural 2 DUO, Anal Sanctuary, Ringetsu, Spa of Love, and Cosplay Cafe

Now, on to the reviews:

Anime Reviews 1
Anime Reviews 2
Anime Reviews 3
Anime Reviews 4
Anime Reviews 5 *


You must be 18 or over to go to these pages. Heed my warning or I'll kill you right where you stand.

Hentai Reviews
Hentai Reviews 2
Hentai Reviews 3
Hentai Reviews 4
Hentai Reviews 5
Hentai Reviews 6
Hentai Reviews 7 *
Hentai Reviews 8
Hentai Reviews 9 *


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