Planet
Teridyne
Welcome to
Planet Teridyne.
It's so nice
of you all to come by.
To hear us
sing, and play, and bitch,
About the
stuff that makes us tick.
So, we'll
try not to keep you too long,
I promise
we'll only play a few more songs.
So just sit
back and relax,
And wait patiently
for the next act.
Some people
may think we are gay,
But we're
finishing our set anyway.
So here we
aer tonight,
Had to fight
our bouts with stage fright.
I only puked
in the bathroom one time,
But after
that i felt just fine.
We may not
be big rock stars,
But in our
heads I know that we are.
And we don't
care much
If you don't
like our songs.
We got Ian
on the lead guitar,
Rippin shit
up like a fucking rock star.
Alicia on
bass, as best as she can.
She plays
piano, but she's giving us a hand.
Cupid's droppin'
licks on the Sonor drum set,
He'll have
a heart attack if we play too fast.
And my name's
Rob and I'm fuckin' shit up,
Cuz I don't
remember all the words.
Welcome to
Planet Teridyne!
Welcome to
Planet Teridyne!
Welcome to
Planet Teridyne!
We really
screwed that song up. |