Part 1
By Aramina Centu
Tabitha: ~sitting on the couch~ Amber what's on T.V?
Amber: ~lying down on the floor~ I don't know…..where is the clicker?
Tabitha: I….um….don't you have it?
Amber: Yeah…..~sighs and flips the channel to 45~
Tabitha: YAH!! It's Tenchi!!
Amber: ~snickers~ Yes….yes it is!
Tabitha: ~eyes widen~ Hey Amber….have you ever noticed how Ayega looks like Kurama.
Amber: Yes, you have brought that up a few times. But what I don't get is how do those two look alike.
Tabitha: I don't know…..I guess it's just the way my brain works.
Amber: You mean you actually have a brain hiding in that empty head of yours? ~grins~
Tabitha: VETE A LA MIERDA!
Author: I never knew my computer let me write in Spanish! You know what that means!! ~laughs evilly~
Amber: CHINCA TU MADRE!!! TU ERES POONTA!
Tabitha: Hee hee…no…I am The Wench!
Amber: And I am the great and powerful person who killed The Wench numerous times!
Tabitha: Did not! No one could kill me!!
Amber: That's not what you said when we played Delta Storm or Diablo II!!!
Tabitha: ….screw you!
Amber: Anyway….what were we talking about?
Tabitha: about how my brain is messed up cause I think that Princess Ayega and Kurama look alike.
Amber: Oh yeah……but Kurama is a guy.
Tabitha: OMG!! ITS…….ITS…….MILLARDO!! ~faints~
Amber: Where?!? ~looks towards the T.V.~ ……..k then…..~gasps~ IT'S TRUNKS! ~lunges at the TV and starts shaking it and gets electrocuted~
~somewhere in Canada~
Brenda: ~dances around and sings~ AND I!!!!! WILL ALWAYS LOVE!!! YOU!!!!
Sam: Very nice……
Chad: Can I uncover my ears again?
Brenda: You bloody carcass!
Author: ~snickers~ Oh the convenience of Napster Instant Messenger!
Brenda: ~blinks~ ……oh yeah….You bloody carcass! You didn't listen to my song! At least I have one friend I can rely on! Right Sam?
Sam: ~looks around the room and scratches scalp~
Brenda: SAM! BLOODY CARCASS!
Sam: ~looks at Brenda and takes some cotton out of her ear~ Are you talking about me?
Brenda: I hate you guys….~sniffs and runs into a corner to cry~
Hiei: ~stalks in~
Sam: HIEI! ~tackles Hiei~ It's my little fire demon!
Chad: Why the hell is he always showing up?
Sam: Because he can!!
Hiei: Sam……?
Sam: What?
Hiei: Do you know that I have three eyes?
Sam: Yeah……
Hiei: …..oh….ok
~back in Wisconsin….on the couch~
Tabitha: Dude! Millardo is so hot! He is the best person in the world!
Amber: No way! Trunks is!
Rachelle: You are both wrong!
Tabitha: Where the hell did you come from?
Rachelle: ~shrugs shoulders~ I don't know….sometimes…when I'm alone…..I can make myself appear places!
Amber: Aren't you grounded…
Rachelle: That's not the point here!!!!
Tabitha: Touchy!…..now…Rachelle…who do you think is the best anime person?
Rachelle: Hiei of course!
Amber: Dar(hee hee….only in Cedar Grove) Hiei is so gay! He likes Kurama.
Tabitha: And Kurama is related to Princess Ayega!
Amber: No he is not!
Tabitha: YES HE IS!
Author: I HATE THE SHIFT KEY!
Amber: NO HE IS NOT!
Rachelle: Excuse me! Hiei is so not gay! He could beat the hell out of all my old boyfriends….lets see…there was Jason, Brian, Josh, Tom, Joe….
Tabitha: This could go on for a while….
Rachelle: James, Bruce, Don, John, Nathan, Kyle, Matt, Eric, Jesse, Paul, Nick, Jake, Jeff, Joe, Dave, Dan, Jamie, Greg, Brad, Jared, Luke, Chris….
Amber: Someone shut her up!!
Tabitha: I cannot! I can not hurt people!
Amber: Well I can! ~shoves a pillow down Rachelle's throat~
Rachelle: ~coughs it up~ Hey…how am I able to do that?
Tabitha: ~cough~ plot hole ~cough~
Amber: I love doing that!!
~back in Canada~
Brenda: ~leaps in~ I AM XENA! WARRIOR PRINCESS! AY YI YI YI YI CHEEEE-YA!
Sam: ~hugging Hiei~ 'tis my Hiei! I love my Hiei!
Chad: ~keeps slamming his head into a wall~
Brenda: Quick! I must find a Gabrielle! ~leaps out of the window, breaking it and shattering the glass everywhere~
Sam: Hey!! You are going to have to pay for that!
Brenda: ~yells from a distance~ SCREW YOU!
Chad: I need a girlfriend….hey that Gabrielle chick on Xena is hot….I'm going with Brenda! ~jumps out the window and follows~
Sam: I might as well go along….~grabs Hiei by the hair and drags him out~
~back in Wisconsin~
Tabitha: I swear! Kurama and Ayega are related!!
Amber: How would you know?
Tabitha: I just would!
Rachelle: There is only one way of finding this out!
Amber: And what is that?
Rachelle: ~picks up a blue marble~ Ok…..I'm going to go out with Brain! But…..what about Jason!
Amber: THIS IS WHY YOU AREN'T IN THE SQUARE RACHELLE!!
Tabitha: And you thought I had problems Ambie…..hey I have an octagon! The Octagon of Comprehension! Copyright Amber!
Amber: Tabithina…..don't call me that…anyway…STOP STEALING MY IDEAS! I had the idea about the Square of Understanding first! Oh yeah….there is one way to find out if you are right or not!
Tabitha: How is that?
Amber: ~grins~ We have to find the one person who knows more about Japanese Anime then anyone we know!
Rachelle: ~forgetting about her boyfriend dilemma~ Amber….news flash. You and Tabitha are the only other people who watch those gay shows in all of Wisconsin!
Missy: Except me!
Amber: Who the hell let you in?
Missy: Seft did!
Tabitha: YAH! IT IS SEFT!
Seft: I be elven!
Amber: ~groans~ I'm being punished…
Seft: I be elven?
Amber: shut up you….
Rachelle: Is that all it says?
Seft: ~shaking head~ I be elven! I be elven! I be eleven, I be elven!!
Amber: sigh….
Sara: ~hits Amber~ Stop it with that!!
Amber: OWW! What is this! Where are you people coming from!?!?
Sara: I don't know…one minute I was hitting my brother….then I was here….~blinks~
Tabitha: Electron Configuration!
Amber: let's not talk about Chemistry!
Tabitha: Anyway….who do we know that is the master of Japanese Anime?
Amber: The one and only……
Everyone: SAM!!!
Amber: I feel so proud!
Chrysa: Can I join this little party?
Amber: ACK!! ~falls down~
~back in Canada~
Sam: ~whines~ Come on you guys!!! I wanna go home!!
Hiei: OWWW! MY HAIR! IT'S BEING PULLED OUT OF MY HEAD!
Sam: Quit whining!
Hiei: I don't wanna!
Sam: Where are we going Brenda? Where did you get that Xena costume? And why am I following you guys….and why is Chad going along?
Chad: ~appears from behind a tree~ Because I think that Gabrielle person is hot!
Brenda: ~standing up in a tree~ There is trouble near….I can sense a war!
Sam: BRENA YOU MORON! There is no freaken war! ANYWHERE! We are in Canada! Who the hell are we going to go to war with? The US of A?
Brenda: What…huh? Your gay!
Sam: ~slaps forehead~
Brenda: now….we need to get to the Amazon Village!
Sam: Why? What is that?
Brenda: It is where the Amazons live……dar!
Chad: Ahh yes….millions of Amazon chicks dancing around me….I will be their Amazon god! ~laughs evilly~
What will happen next time? Will Amber ever get that list from Tabitha, in real life, to know if she put the right people in her story? Where do all of these people keep coming from? Do you think Trunks and Millardo will make a guest star appearance……WELL YOUR RIGHT!! WOO HOO! ~coughs~ Yeah…um….Will Rachelle ever find out what boyfriend she likes more? This and more…..when ever I feel like writing some more!