Part 2
By Aramina Centu
Amber: ~groaning~ I swear…if my mom comes home and sees all my friends here I will be grounded for the
rest of my life!
Tabitha: ~snickers and pokes Seft~
Seft: ~growls~ I BE ELVEN!
Rachelle: This is so hard! Who should it be…..there are still so many other sources of men I know…..let's
see
Chrysa: Who let the dogs out! WHO WHO WHO WHO!
Tabitha: Weren't we doing something?
Amber: Oh yeah….hey Sara!
Sara: What?
Amber: You've been to Canada, so you can be the guide!
Sara: No way! Plus I didn't go to the place you want to go to!
Amber: Dangit Sara! Don't be disagreeable!
Sara: To bad!
Author: ~screeches~ AHHHHHHHHHH! LADYBUG! KILL IT!
Rachelle: Tim, David, Chad, Brandon, Eric, Josh, John….
Author: hahaha….killed it!
Amber: ~stands up on the table~ Ok! Who is all coming with me? We have a long walk and it will take a long
time to get there…..let alone I think we might have to swim over Lake Michigan….
Tabitha: Hey….this all started with me! I have to prove that Kurama and Ayeka are related! So I'm in!
Missy: I'm in…just because I go everywhere Seft goes….WHEEEE!!
Seft: ~slaps forehead~ I be….elven……
Chrysa: I'm in…..at least until we get to the Wisconsin border, then I need to go back. I have
Driver's Ed.
Rachelle: Are there any cute, hot, rich guys in Canada?
Amber: The only guys I know of are Brenda and Chad…..and since I've never seen a picture of them I
wouldn't know if they are cute or anything.
Rachelle: Well….I'm in then! I love a mysterious man!
Amber: To think about it….I never seen a picture of Sam either…(HINT: YOU STILL OWE ME A PICTURE SAM!)
Chrysa: All the honeys making money!! Throw your hands up at me!
Tabitha: I don't wanna walk that whole way!
Rachelle: Then let's run!
Amber: Yeah….I'll last a whole 100 meters…
Tabitha: Well……we have to find some way there….
~back in Canada….in some trees~
Hiei: The pain! Oh my beautiful hair!
Sam: Dancing in the Moonlight! Everybody is feeling warm and bright!
Brenda: ~sitting up in a tree~ We are close….very close.
Chad: ~looking at a map~ But we are still in Canada….isn't the Amazon's in like….Greece or
something. You know…maybe where they host Xena. ~looks at Sam~
Sam: I don't know! I'm not the expert on Xena and that crap!
Chad: Well, then who is?!
Sam: Well, Amber tells me that her friend Tabitha is obsessed with that kind of thing…..Amber knows a
little of it I think…..
Brenda: Ahhh, so a new adventure slowly crosses the mighty Xena's path. So, now we must go to Wisconsin to
find these strange people. None of us have crossed a Wisconsiner's path…..will there be danger? Will there
be death? Will there be mounds and mounds of cheese as high as the sky?
Sam: Brenda, you lost it.
Brenda: To have lost yourself is the only way to find yourself!
Sam: ~blinks~
Chad: Are there a lot of chicks in Wisconsin….~starts snickering~
Sam: What's so funny?
Chad: Ok…think of this….there are cows in Wisconsin….and cows normally are on farms with
chickens…which have chicks! Hee hee! I made a joke!
Sam: ~falls over anime style~
Brenda: Yeah….a really gay one.
Chad: Like you could do any better!
Hiei: ~dresses up like the youngest Hanson~ Come on you guys! Can't we all get along!
Sam: ACK! Hiei! What happened to you!?
Hiei: ~shrugs shoulders~
Brenda: It seems that by pulling his hair all these miles that we have walked, his personality has been changed! And it will keep changing until he happens slowly dies!
Sam: ~death hugs Hiei~ NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY HIEI!
Hiei: ~shakes head and rips off the clothes, and is back in his trench coat~ Hey, I'm me again!
Chad: The crazy things I do for love!
Author: Can you tell I'm listening to music while I write this?
Sam: Yah! Let's keep walking then!
Brenda: ~swings from tree to tree~
Chad: So we talked all night about the rest of our lives! Were we gonna be when we turn 25! I keep
thinking times will never change!
Sam: ~throws a rock at Chad~ I HATE THAT SONG! It should burn!
Hiei: As we go on! We remember! All the times we've! Had Together! And as our lives change! From whatever!
We will still be! Friends forever!
Sam: ARG!!
Author: ~laughs evilly then sniffs for no apparent reason~
Brenda: Well I think about tomorrow like I think about now!
Sam: THEY ARE ALL AGAINST ME!
~back in Wisconsin~
Chrysa: Come on! Let's go! I'm getting bored!
Amber: But how are we going to get there! None of us can run that fast for that long!
Rachelle: Jim could….or at least Mike….or Smith…..well….maybe Nick…..hummm…
Tabitha: I don't care how we get there….we just have too! I must find out if Kurama and Ayeka are related!
Amber: There not!!
Tabitha: But they look so much a like!
Amber: Sigh….
Sara: ~hits Amber~ STOP IT WITH THAT!
Missy: ~runs around in circles~ I'M SKIING IN A CIRCLE! I'M SKIING IN A CIRCLE!
Amber: ~smacks Missy~ NO TAKING MY STRANGE LITTLE THINGS! Only I can ski in a circle!
Missy: ~sniffs~ Fine….be mean….~runs and grabs Seft's arm and rams into the wall~ ~falls down~ Ow…
Seft: I be elven! ~shakes Missy~ I be elven? I be elven I be elven I be elven!
~a large crash in heard outside~
Tabitha: WTF was that?
Amber: ~shrugs shoulders~
Chrysa: I'll go look! ~dashes outside~
Missy: ~wakes up suddenly~ I'll go with her! ~runs after Chrysa~
Amber: ~whistles~
Tabitha: ~hums~
Sara: sigh…ACK now you got me doing it!
Amber: ~snickers~
Heather: ~appears out of no where~ N*sync?
Amber: Wow….that's kind of cool….can't we use that disappearing power thing to find Sam….antha?
Heather: No…..
Amber: Why not?
Heather: Because I said so…..I'm off to find Justin! ~disappears~
Amber: Dang her!
Chrysa: AMBER! TABITHA! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!
Missy: ~screaming with excitement~
~the two girls run outside~
Both: What?
~one small space ship like thing, and a giant Gundam thingy sit on the ground busted~
Amber: IT'S MY TRUNKS!
Tabitha: MILLARDO! ~dashes off and tackles Millardo to the ground~ I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME!
Millardo: What the? No! I'm to old for you! Plus we just met!
Merlock: I get pink when I turn out the light! Pink gets me high as a kite!
Sara: ~kicks Merlock in the shin~
Merlock: Hey! Do you mind? That hurts!
Sara: Heh heh…..I'm so evil!
Amber: ~clasps herself to Trunks' arm~ I knew you would one say come for me! I knew it!
Tabitha: ~swinging Millardo around~ WHEEEE! I GET MY
BOY!
Rachelle: I wish I had a guy….but I can't seem to
chose!
~back in Canada~
Chad: Are we there yet? I'm hungry! Do you know the
muffin man?
Sam: ~looks at the map~ Hey…this is the coolest thing….do you guys know that we've been going in a circle for the past…4 hours?
Chad: WHAT!?
Sam: ~nods~ See…~points behind a few trees and her house can be seen~
Chad: ~eyes widen~ That is nuts!
Brenda: We are close…..
Sam: Yeah…to my house!
Hiei: If you want to find Tabitha so bad…..why not call Amber and ask them to meet you half way or something?
Sam: Oh! My little fire demon is so smart! ~hugs Hiei~
Hiei: I know I am! ~grins~
Author: ~cough~ Corny! ~cough~
Sam: ok…think logically people! There has to be a faster way to meet Ambie and Tabitha!
Chad: Ahhh yes…my dear sweet lovely Tabitha! How I miss her!
Sam: ~anime sweatdrop~
Hiei: I thought we all agreed to call them….
Chad: Shut up you three-eyed freak!
Hiei: ~sniffs~ I….I…..~crys~
Brenda: What a wussy!
Author: Look! Corn stalks à ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ I don't know what this is….§ § § looks cool though! Oh! And look at this…. ô ô ô ô! Heh…heh…cool!
Sam: ~blinks at Author~ Man alive….you have problems!
Author: I do not! I'm just easily amused!
Sam: Your yelling at a person in your own story….you have problems!
Author: Shut up you! Or I won't help you find Amber and the others!
Sam: ~grummbles~
Brenda: ~whines~ Come on you guys! The great and powerful Xena must have a sidekick!
Chad: Then why not choose one of us…..I'm missing Saved by the Bell! Ooo….that Kelly is so hot!
Erica: I bet you would like her to jump on (BEEP BEEP BEEP! This is censored for my sake and yours!)
Sam: Who the hell are you?
Erica: My name is Erica….where the fuck am I?
Brenda: ~blinks at Erica~ Nope…she is not the side kick I would want! To vulger!
Erica: Why thank you!
Sam: ~blinks~ Ok….where are you from?
Erica: I'm from Wisconsin….this doesn't look like Milwaukee or even Cedar Grove! Where are the drugs and beer and where did Jon go?
Sam: ~shakes fist~ This is what you do to help me find Amber!! You bring me a friend of hers?
Author: That's what you get!
Sam: ~curses then looks around~ Hey…where did Chad go?
Brenda: ~shrugs shoulders~ Got me…
Erica: Hey! Are you those strange Canadian people that Amber talks to?
Sam: That we are!
Brenda: No….I am not Canadian! I am Xena! Warrior Princess! AY YI YI YI YI CHEEY-YA.
Erica: …….I take it he is the gay one?
Sam: ~whistles~
Erica: So….Brenda….do you like hamsters? And paper towel tubes?
Brenda: ~turns red~ Umm….what….I…..ah….
Sam: ~laughs~
Hiei: ~walks back over and glances at Erica~ Maybe it's best if I don't ask….
Erica: ~looks at Hiei~ Eww….that thing is beastly! Where do you get your clothes? Manalive! You're a one ugly little thing aren't you?
Hiei: Don't make me dragon your ass!
Erica: Like you could with those clothes! Are there any good malls around here? Maybe like an American Eagle or Gap?
Sam: I don't know….plus we don't have time to go shopping….we have to find what happened to Chad and we
have to go to Wisconsin.
Erica: Fine….I can take you! Well…..at least I think I can.
Brenda: Then let's go forth! We must find the people we seek so I can get my sidekick and return to my true land to fight the evil Gods and Goddess to make way for the real power to shine through!
Author: ~sleeps at the computer~ ~someone throws a shoe at her and she wakes up instintly~ Ahhh yes…um….yeah! What shall happen to these people! How the shells did I get from how much Kurama and Ayeka are alike to…what ever this is! Will I ever get back on topic? How the heck are all of these people
appearing and disappearing? What happened to Chad? Where did Erica come from? What was that section that
I bleeped out? Will Sam ever get to just go home? Why didn't anyone use Hiei's idea to call Amber and her
friends? Where did Trunks and Millardo come from? This and more….on the next story I write!