Part 3
By Aramina Centu
~somewhere in Wisconsin~
Tabitha: ~giving Milliardo a bear hug~ IT'S MY MILLIARDO! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Amber: MY TRUNKS! MINE! MINE! MINE! ~spins him around~
Trunks: What the……
Milliardo: Hey now! I don't belong to anyone! I belong to myself!
Tabitha: Think what you want but your mine now!
Amber: The same goes for my Trunks!
Sara: ~anime sweatdrop~ Um….I thought we were supposed to be finding a way to Canada?
Chrysa: We were…..but it seems our er…leaders are a little side tracked…
Seft: ~sighs~ I be elven…~slaps forehead~
Missy: ~skips around~ I'M A BIRDY! I'M A BIRDY!
Sara: You are such a little freaken moron!
Missy: No…me be birdy!
Chrysa: TURN UP THE MUSIC NICE AND LOUD! THIS IS THE CASE OF THE DANCING BOYS!
Milliardo: Unhand me…..you she-devil!
Tabitha: NEVER! ~wraps her arms around his neck and squeezes~
Milliardo: ~face turning purple….then a lovely shade of blue~
Amber: ~clasps onto Trunks arm~ You have to help us Trunks! We are in a great deal of trouble! And I know you will help a lady in trouble! ~smiles sweetly~
Trunks: Um…errr….what kind of trouble?
Amber: Well, you see there is this person we have to find….
Trunks: A person? Who? Was it Goku? Freeza? Gohan? Cell? Android 17 or 18? Bulma?
Amber: No…..it's my friend Sam from Canada!
Trunks: Ok…listen little girl! I have to get back to where ever the hell I came from!
Amber: Little girl? EXCUSE ME! I AM A TEENAGER!!
Trunks: I…I….uh…mean lady! Not little girl I mean big, loud lady!
Milliardo: Wow Trunks….you just met her and she already has you whipped!
Tabitha: ~giggles~ Funny!
Trunks: I wouldn't talk….
~back in some Forest in that unimportant land mass to the North~
Erica: Hee hee…. PENIS!
Sam: ~crosses arms~ I will not sink myself down to your level by playing the Penis game!
Erica: You suck! ~kicks Hiei~ PENIS!
Hiei: ~screams~ PENIS!
Brenda: Where the bloody is Chad?
Erica: This place sucks…..couldn't I have been transported to like….Paris or something?
Sam: Someone shot me….
Brenda: Ok! ~picks up a gun that was just…there~
Sam: ACK! I WAS JOKING! ~hides behind Hiei~
Erica: Ok…so this is what we are going to do! We find the nearest mall and I get to shop. Then after about an hour or so of that we can all go out to eat and then we will find this Chad character and then I'll somehow get magically transported back to Wisconsin where I can find Jon in Milwaukee!
Sam: I think not! We need to find Chad now! Then we need to find Tabitha so we can find this Xena person and then I get to go home and watch DBZ!
Erica: Fine….have it your way! ~mumbles something~
Sam: What was that?
Erica: Nothing….
Brenda: ~crouches down and sniffs at the ground~ A horse has been here….
Sam: How can you tell…
Brenda: Cause I just stepped in something!
Erica: EWWW!
Sam: Way to much information!
Hiei: I must agree!
Erica: ~goes and pokes Hiei in the forehead~ Hey cool….you have three eyes!
Hiei: OWW! WHY YOU LITTLE-!! ~lunges and Erica~
Erica: ~steps to the side and Hiei rams into a tree~
Hiei: Where is Kurama when you need him?
Author: ~coughs~ Her….
Sam: I'm cold…
Erica: I'm bored…
Brenda: I'm….XENA THE MIGHTEST WARRIOR IN THE WORLD!
Hiei: I'm alone…. LONELY! I AM SO LONELY!
~back in Wisconson~
Amber: Ok….so we need you to fly all of us.... ~points to herself, Tabitha, Chrysa, Missy, Seft, Sara, and…um..~
Tabitha: Where did Rachelle go?
Author: NOTE! Rachelle has now been replaced by a blue, flying donkey-rabbit!
Tabitha: Oh…..k
Blue, Flying Donkey-Rabbit: My name is Killer!
Tabitha: Welcome Killer!
Killer: 'ello! I am a blue, flying donkey-rabbit!
Chrysa: …..THAT'S SO COOL! ~runs over and jumps on the blue, flying donkey-rabbits back~ I have my ride! FLY! FLY I TELL YOU! FLY!
Killer: ~blinks~
Trunks: If I do this will you let me go?
Amber: ~crosses fingers behind her back~ Yes…..
Milliardo: ~looks at Tabby~ Me too?
Tabitha: Of course…..
Milliardo: Then I'm in!
Tabitha: But I have a short memory span so I don't think I'll remember making that promise but that's ok!
Chad: TABBY! MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE!
Sara: Who the hell is that?
Amber: not Justin Timberlake…
Sara: Ooooo…..Justin….I won't let that nasty Brittany Spears have you….you are mine!
Chad: Wait…..where is Sam? And Brenda? And the millions of Amazon Warrior chicks who would want me as their god?
Amber: ~scratches head~ Um….Welcome to Wisconsin?
Chad: I'm in Wisconsin? …..~points to Tabitha~ And….you are my Tabby….
Tabitha: Yes and no! I only belong to one man…~tightens her grip on Milliardo~
Milliardo: I didn't agree to this!
Tabitha: that's cause no one asked you silly!
Chad: Ok…. we need to get Tabitha and Amber to Canada! Sam and Brenda are looking for you! And also your friend Erica is there!
Sara: Erica? How the shells did she get to Canada?
Amber: The same way Heather appeared out of nowhere and then disappeared looking for Justin!
Sara: WHAT!? I want that power! I have to find Justin first! ~shakes fist at the sky~ I WANNA BE ABLE TO DISAPPEAR TO!
~the sky rumbles and Sara disappears~
Amber: Oh…hey cool…. ~shakes fist at the sky~ I WANT A HORSE!
The sky: ~laughs~ TO BAD!
Amber: You suck sky!
Chad: Ok…so let's start walking! If we are lucky we can meet Sam and the rest of them half way!
Tabitha: ~watching Milliardo fix his Gundam~ I get to go with Milliardo!
Amber: And I go with Trunks!
Chrysa: I get to ride on my brand new blue, flying donkey-rabbit!
Killer: ~sighs~ Where the heck am I supposed to be anyway?
Chrysa: ~laughs evilly~
Tabitha: That leaves…. Missy, Seft and Chad.
Chad: Well you can't leave me! I do like…live there! You need me for directions!
Tabitha: He has a point! I guess he can ride with Milliardo and me.
Chad: Yes! I mean….that will do. So Tabby….are you single?
Tabitha: ~does the Ares dance~
Chad: O……k ~leads Tabitha to the Gundam~
Milliardo: Well, since there is no room where I sit for three of us you both will have to go in like….one of the arms or something.
Tabitha: NO! I MUST BE WITH YOU!
Milliardo: Fine….we will just be very crowded!
Chrysa: Missy! Seft! Get your ass over here! We will ride my blue flying donkey-rabbit!
Missy: That's ok! I will just flap my wings! For I be a birdy! TWEET! TWEET! ~starts flapping her wings and lifts into the air~
Seft: ~eyes wide~ I BE ELVEN! ~jumps up on the blue, flying donkey-rabbit~
Amber: ~flys off with Trunks~ WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
~the Gundam takes off along with the blue, flying donkey-rabbit named Killer~
Narrator: Well now…isn't this interesting? The main point: Finding out if Kurama and Aeyka and related has almost been forgotten! What is happening in Canada? How will Sam, Brenda, Hiei, and Erica get to Wisconsin or at least meet halfway so they can get to the bottom of this mystery? Why are all of these people disappearing and reappearing for no apparent reason? What happened to Sara and Heather? Which one will get to Justin first? This and much more since this story seems to be getting now where…….later!