Part 5
By Aramina Centu
Trunks: Now what do we do? We completely lost Milliardo and Killer!
Amber: WHO CARES ABOUT MILLIARDO AND KILLER!?!? I JUST LOST THREE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!! ~cries~ There are lost forever in the frozen tundra!! And and and today is Tabby's birthday!! SHE DIED ON THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!! ~sobs~
Trunks: ~rolls eyes~ Don't worry! I'm sure they are all right! Now let's just concentrate on getting out of here!
Amber: ~clenches arms around Trunks neck~ Ok!! ~squeezes and Trunks starts to turn blue~
Trunks: Umm….I….can't……breathe!!
Amber: Say again?
Trunks: ~face now going purple~ Need…..air…..
Amber: Huh? What language are you speaking?
Trunks: ~starting to fall from the sky~ Aiiiiiirrr……..NOW!!! ~passes out~
Amber: ~blinks as they start to fall from the sky~ AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA DIE!! I'M GONNA BE FLATTENED LIKE A FLY! HELP!!!! ~screams~
~a few miles away~
Mike: What is that sound? ~looks at his companion, Jojo the Penguin~ I swear I just heard someone scream.
Jojo: Squawk!! ~waddles around~
Mike: No Jojo! I don't think that was just the wind!
Jojo: Squawk!! ~waddles around some more~
Mike: No Jojo! I am not losing my mind!
Jojo: Squawk!! ~waddles around yet again~
Mike: No Jojo! I don't think it was a female penguin prostitute!
Jojo: Squawk!! ~looks sadly at the ground and waddles around~
Mike: Come my none-flying perverted friend! We must find the source of the scream!
Jojo: ~blinks and starts digging~
Mike: ~sighs annoyed and grabs Jojo by the wing and flies into the air~ AWAY!!!!
~back to the psychopathic girl~
Amber: ~shaking Trunks while falling~ WAKE UP YOU PATHETIC SAYJIN! I NEED YOU TO FLY!!!
Trunks: ~doesn't move…..except for the fact he is falling….yeah~
Amber: ~cries~ I'm going to die…..in Canada!! With out ever knowing what Sam really looks like! Or being able to make Seft say something other then, "I be elven!" and with out ever going to the Prom!!!!
Mike: Hello there? Are you able to fly or are you falling?
Amber: ~head jerks up~ SAVE ME!! HELP!!!
Jojo: ~wiggles out of Mike's grasp and flys….~
Amber: Penguins can't fly!!
Jojo: ~starts falling~ SSSSQQQQUUUAAAWWWWKKK!!!!
Mike: JOJO!! ~leaves Amber and flys down to save Jojo~
Amber: I was abandoned for a freaken Penguin!! COME ON!!
Trunks: ~wakes up~ No mommy! I don't wanna dress up like a girl any more!!
Amber: ~shakes Trunks and looks down as the ground slowly appears clearer and clearer~ FLY YOU MORON FLY!!
Trunk: What….huh? ACK!! ~grabs Amber by the arms and flys up higher~ That was too close! ~glares at Amber~
Amber: Don't blame me!! ~hugs Trunks~ Your ok!!!
Mike: ~appears again with Jojo~ That was close!! ~glares at Amber~ Never remind him that Penguins can't fly!!
Amber: Gah…..
~somewhere at the northern border of Wisconsin~
Tabitha: ~sits outside the Gundam freezing~ Will you get that thing fixed already!! I'm soooo cold!!
Chad: I, the great Amazon king, will warm you! ~advances towards Tabitha~
Tabitha: ~picks up an ice chunk and whips it at Chad, knocking him out~ Don't go there…..
Milliardo: ~grumbles to himself~ I can't believe you actually pulled the trigger! ~sighs~
Tabitha: ~runs over and hugs Milliardo~
Milliardo: Gah! Be gone!!
Tabitha: ~giggles and grabs his gun again and walks away~
Milliardo: Hey…give that back!
Tabitha: ~blinks at the gun and points it at the Gundam~ Does this have bullets in it?
Milliardo: YE-
Tabitha: ~shots the Gundam and hits the gas tank thingy(do Gundams even have them?) and it goes up in flames~ Ohhhh! Warmth!!
Chad: ~gets up and pulls out some marshmallows~ ~runs and grabs a few sticks and gives one to Tabby~
Tabitha: S'MORES!!
Milliardo: ~falls to his knees looking at his roasting Gundam~ I knew I should have fire proved the thing….~starts sobbing~
Unknown Voice: Can I help you people?
Tabitha: ~jerks up head~ I know that voice…~looks and stares~
Princess Ayeka: I am the royal Princess of Guri
Tabitha: ITS KURAMA'S OTHER HALF!! WOW!!
Milliardo: Thank shells! A way out of this place!! ~runs and throws himself at Ayeka's legs~ PLEASE GOOD PRINCESS! GIVE ME A RIDE OUT OF HERE!!
Ayeka: I guess so….~looks at Tabby~ Who is this Kurama person?
Tabby: It's this guy…who is really a girl. I don't know….where he….she…is. We have to find Hiei!!
Ayeka: I am very interested in this Kurama. Let us go find it!
Tabitha: ~sniffs~ I wish Ambrina was here….~sniffs again~
~they all run into a tree that is really a space ship and blast off~
~in Alaska~
Chrysa: I always told Amber that if me and her ever went on a trip we would end up in Alaska!! Grrr….
Seft: ~pats Chrysa on the back~ I be elven! I be elven!
Chrysa: Thanks Seft….
Missy: ~hovering around in the air trying to get ride of the flock of birds that won't leave her alone~ GET AWAY YOU STUPID CREATURES!! ~hisses~
Chrysa: Ok….I think that if we fly South we will either find Canada or we will at least find ourselves ANY place warmer then this…..~leaps onto Killer's back~ AWAY!
Seft: ~crosses arms~ I BE ELVEN!!
Missy: ~flys off~
Killer: ~takes off huffing and puffing~ Manalive you people are not very light!
Chrysa: Yeah I'm a fatass….NOW MOVE!
Killer: ~grumbles and flies after Missy~
~back in Cedar Grove~
Erin: ~sitting at the lunch table, hitting off anyone who comes near with a bat~ THIS IS OUT TABLE!! BE GONE!
Juniors that can't get a date cause they are too ugly: NOOOO! WE MUST SIT HERE!
Carrie: ~holds up a chair and slams it through Rebecca's head~
Erin: ~looks at Carrie~ Um…she wasn't trying to get our table.
Carrie: I know…
Erin: ~beats the crap out of those two twins and sits down~
Carrie: ~looks around the empty table~ Where is everyone?
Nicole: ~dodges all the fallen Juniors~ Hi you guys…..~looks at Erin and Carrie~ Um….Where are Tabby, Sara, and Amber?
Carrie: I'd also like to know where Chrysa and Heather are!
Natasha: ~sits next to Erin~ Um……this is really empty.
Kristine: Hi you guys! Since Sara, Tabby, and Amber aren't here I'm gonna sit with you!
Nicole: Oh no your not!
Kristine: Yes I will! You can't stop me!!
~all the juniors move away trying to get away from the smell~
Erin: Um…Kristine….when was the last time you showered!?
Kristine: I think about….5 years ago last Tuesday!
Carrie: ~gags and picks up a chair and slams it against Kristine's head~
Kristine: ~falls to the ground unmoving~
Carrie: ~lifts her up and chucks her onto the preps table~
~each of the preps scream and pass out~
Carrie: I think I just broke my spin…..
Natasha: Nice shot!
Carrie: Anyway…where is everyone?
Erin: Erica is missing too!
Nicole: They are all disappearing! AHHHH! It's the aliens coming back to get back at me for stealing their ship!
Natasha: ~pats Nicole~ I don't think so my friend.
Nicole: Oh…..ok!
Carrie: We have to find them! I say we all skip school and look for them!
Erin: We need a car. I'm not about to walk!
Jamie: ~walks into the lunchroom~ Hi guys! Do you know where Chrysa is? I need my freaken shoes back!
Carrie: Jamie! You are such a life savor!
Jamie: I know…
Erin: TO THE CAR!
~the five run out of the school and towards Jamie's car~
~above Canada….somewhere….that place is just too big for it's own good~
Sam: ~blinks as Creed appears~ Not again! For the last hour there have been more singers appearing then I can stand!
Erica: Wow, Heather and Sara are really competitive!
Sam: First R. Kelly, then Cher, Janet Jackson, BSB, SlipKnot, Meredith Brooks, Little Bow-Wow…
Hiei: ~kills Nick from the BSB~ DIE! DIE!! DIE YOU BASTARD!
Nick: Show me….the shape….of…your….heart…
Brenda: ~sniffs the air~ We are close to Wisconsin. Very close in deed!
Sam: How do you know?
Brenda: I can smell the cheese.
Sam: o………..k
Sara: ~appears~ DAMNIT! WHERE IS N'SYNC!
Heather: This keeps getting more and more annoying!
Sara: This is your fault you know! ~glares at Heather~ IF you would just let me have Justin we would have no problem!
Heather: I don't think so! I have loved them sooo much longer then you have!
Sam: I have a quick question…..why, out of all the places in the world. Do you two keep appearing on Peanut's back?
Sara:…..
Heather: ……
Hiei: That's a good question!
Heather: Are you done killing the Back Street Boys?
Hiei: ~nods~
Sara: Good…here's another…~throws Macy Gray at him~
Macy Gray: I try to walk away but I…
Hiei: ~laughs evilly~
Sam: I'm so sick of waiting! I just want to find them and be done with this!
Brenda: LOOK! ~points~
Erica: What is it? A plane that will rescue me from this dream!
Sam: No….it's a….a…donkey!?
Brenda: ~trys to get there attention but they keep going~
Erica: Leave this to me! ~takes a deep breath~ PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
~back by Killer~
Missy: I heard that!! SOMEONE SAID PENIS!!
Chrysa: That was Erica!! Quick scream something back!
Missy: PPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Erica's Voice: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Seft: I be elven!
Killer: Do you want me to fly that way?
Chrysa: Yea! And hurry!!
Killer: ~flys toward the dragon~
~back on Peanut~
Erica: That's definitely someone from Wisconsin!
Sam: How the hell can you tell?
Erica: I just do!
Hiei: ~leaps onto Peanut's head and throws Brenda off~
Brenda: Hey! Why you stupid faggot!? Do you know who I am!? I AM THE MIGHTY XENA! WARRIOR PRINCESS!! AY YI YI YI YI CHEEE-YA!
Hiei: That's great you moron…..Now Peanut….don't eat these people! We might need them to help us!
Peanut: But but but….I'm hungry!
Hiei: I know! But we can eat them later!
Sam: No eating them until we can confirm if they can help us figure out where Amber and Tabitha are!
Hiei: ~looks down~ Yes ma'am…
Sam: ~hugs Hiei~ Don't worry! We will find someone for you to eat later!
Chrysa: HELLO THERE!!
Missy: PENIS!!
Erica: PENIS!!!!
Chrysa: ERICA!!
Heather: Hi Chrysa! Hi Missy! I'll be back!! ~disappears~
Sara: Hey! Wait for me! ~disappears~
Sam: ~blinks as Killer lands on the dragon's back~ So your Chrysa!
Chrysa: Yep….and who be ye?
Sam: Umm….I'm Sam….
Chrysa: Oh that girl who has that friend that has a girl's name!
Sam: ~an sweat drop appears~
Brenda: Who is this friend?
Sam: ~whistles and hides behind Hiei~
Missy: ~hovers around Sam's head flapping her arms~
Sam: How the hell are you flying!?!?
Missy: I be a birdy!
Seft: I be elven!!
Brenda: ~blinks at Seft~ I be elven?
Seft: ~eyes widen~ I be elven elven!
Brenda: I be elven elven I be elven!
Missy: ~blinks~
Chrysa: This is just to f*** strange for me.
Sam: I can agree with that!!
Killer: ~paws ground and snorts~
Sam: Now…..we must find Amber and Tabby!
Brenda: ~nods~ Yes we must….because the fate of the world…..depends on it!! AY YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI CHEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YAAAAA!!!!!
Author: Wow! Doesn't this just keep getting better and better? I am now beyond the phase of confused! At least we are slowly trying to get back on topic! Ever so slowly! And now for the best part of the story….the annoying questions that no one can answer!! What will happen next time? Will Sam and Brenda find Amber and Tabitha? How so does the fate of the world depend on finding these two girls? Will Jamie, Erin, Natasha, Nicole, and Carrie find out what happened to their friends? Will Kristine ever be able to sit at the girl's table? (HELL NO!) Will Chad ever win Tabby's love? Where the bloody did Ayeka appear from? What other singers will die at the hands of Heather, Sara, and Hiei? Will the two ever find Justin? Who is the ultimate winner of the Penis game? This and so so so much more, on the next episode writing story thingy of Mistaken Identity!