Part7
By Aramina Centu
Jamie: WHOO HOOO! THIS CAR ROCKS!
Carrie: ~blinks~ Ok….who here all knew that Jamie's car could fly?
~the five girls blink~
Carrie: Ok…good
Natasha: SHIT!!
Erin: What?
Nicole: AHHHHH!
Natasha: KRISTINE CAN FLY!?!
Erin: WHAT!?! ~looks out the window to see Kristine flying after them~ Well…now…..you learn something-new everyday!
Jamie: NOO!!! We are so screwed!
Carrie: What do you mean?
Jamie: I forgot to fill the gas tank!! We need to land and soon!!
Nicole: Hee hee….we're all going to die! Hee hee…
Natasha: This is so not funny!
Erin: Quick! Everyone look for a place to land!!
Jamie: We are soooooo dead!
Kristine: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M COMING TO GET YOU MY PRETTIES! AND YOU'RE LITTLE CAR TOO!
All girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
~back by Peanut~
Erica: YES! A WAY HOME! I can get away from you people and return to my life!
Sam: Joy?
Erica: ~blinks~
Brenda: I be elven? I be elven elven elven!? ~points at the flying tree~
Seft: I be elven elven! I be……elven!
Missy: How is it you can understand what the heck he is saying!?
Brenda: We have a bond!! ~nods~ Anyway, he said that he knows the people in the flying tree and the people who are flying towards us!
Missy: Now you listen here! Seft is mine and mine alone! ONLY I KNOW WHAT HE IS SAYING!!
Brenda: ~snorts~ That's what you think…
Missy: Why you annoying little-
Sam: Let's watch the language now! There are little ears!
Chrysa: Where? ~looks around~
Sam: ~points at Hiei~
Hiei: Hey! I am not little!!
Sam: Yes you are! You just don't know it yet!
Hiei: ~blinks confused~
Sam: Mwahahahahahahaha!
Erica: I need to go HOME!!
Killer: ~paws at Peanuts back~
Peanut: AHHH! STOP! IT TICKLES!!
Chrysa: My head hurts….
Sam: ~runs around in circles screaming various phrases in Japanese~
Everyone: ~just stare at her~
Amber: HELLO OVER THERE!!!
Erica: PENIS!!!
Chrysa: Scrotum scrotum scrotum you're made out of skin….
Amber: PENIS!!
Mike: O……………k
Jojo: Squawk! ~waddles around~
~Tabitha, Milliardo, and Chad appear~
Sam: CHAD!! MIKE! AHHHH! You people appear out of nowhere!
Mike: Sammy!!
Chad: I'm back! And with my girl!
Brenda: ~staring at Tabitha~ It's my…….sidekick!
Tabitha: Huh? Who are you?
Amber: ~hugs Trunks~ I have my man!
Chrysa: What the hell is going on here?
Hiei: So…..can we eat these people now?
Milliardo: Can I leave now!
Tabitha: NO!
Sam: Hi! What did we have for homework on Thursday?
Mike: I'm not too sure.
Seft: I be elven elven!
Trunks: This is getting me very confused!
Killer: ~pokes Peanut's eye~ Heh heh
Peanut: Hey! You stupid freak of nature! That hurt!
Killer: That's what you get!
Amber: OK! EVERYONE! CALM DOWN NOW!!!
Missy: ~snorts~
Jojo: SQUAWK! ~waddles around~
Everyone: ~stops talking and stares at Jojo~
Missy: What the shells is that?
Mike: That's my penguin companion! ~nods~
Amber: Alright! Now! Is everyone calm?
All: Yes!
Amber: Good!
Brenda: ~yanks on Tabitha's arm~ Come Gabrielle! We must save the world!
Tabitha: Who ARE you?
Brenda: ~leaps on top of Peanut's head, knocking Hiei off~ I am……XENA! WARRIOR PRINCESS! AY YI YI YI YI CHEEEEEE-YA!!
Tabitha: Ok…….I'm so ready to go back to Cedar Grove!
Brenda: No! You must stay here with me so we can fight evil!
Chad: Wait…..if he found his sidekick does that mean we won't be seeing all the Amazon's?
Sam: Yes……I'd agree with that
Chad: NOOOO! I had to become their Amazon god! They would have lavished me with food and cool new clothes and danced around me!
Chrysa: Yeah right! And I really have a virgin mind!
Sam: ~just blinks~
Amber: Now I'm starting to get a migraine!
Tabitha: I don't want to be his sidekick!
Amber: OK NOW PEOPLE! Let's remember what the whole point of this story is! We have to find out if Kurama and Princess Ayeka are related! That is the plot! Now can we all agree with this?
Everyone: ~slowly nods~
Amber: Good! Now…..where would we find Princess Ayeka and Kurama?
Hiei: OH OH!! ~raises hand and whirls it around like a little kid~ I know where Kurama is!! I do! I do!!
Sam: Me tooo!! MEEEEE TOOOOOO!!
Tabitha: And Princess Ayeka is up in that flying tree! ~nods~
Milliardo: ~grins~ I'll go get her!!
Tabitha: No you won't! You will stay right here till I say!! Chad?
Chad: Yes'm?
Tabitha: Go get the slut!
Chad: ~blinks~ SLUT!?! WHERE!?! WHERE?!?!
Tabitha: Oh…..boy…..nevermind….
Amber: ~looks off into the distance~ Is that a flying car I see?
Chrysa: Let me see? ~looks in the direction that Amber is looking in~ Why I'll be!! That's Jamie's car!!
Amber: And…AHHHH! KRISTINE IS FOLLOWING!!!
Peanut: Food? Food for me?
Sam: What the hell? A flying car? ~looks at Amber~ More of your friends I take it?
Amber: How'd you guess?
Sam: Just a thought…..
Missy: ~flying above everyone's head~ I'M A BIRDY!!! WHEEEE!!!
Brenda: ~yanks Tabby's arm~ Come Gabrielle! We must go…..~dramatic pause~ SAVE THE PRINCESS!
Ayeka: I'm right here….now what do you need me for?
Sara and Heather: ~appears out of no where~
Sara: What the heck is up with this!? JUSTIN IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND!
Heather: What a freaking PENIS!
Erica: PENIS! HA!! It's my people!!
Carrie: ~screams~ ERICA!!! PPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!
Erica: Is that Carrie? And isn't that Jamie's car?
Chrysa: Yep…..isn't this nucking futs?
Amber: Hee hee NUCKING FUTS!
Tabitha: how many people can this dragon hold?
Hiei: I'm not to sure….
Tabitha: Does anyone other then me understand that this is not a normal dragon? It's like…some kind of gases with a head….
Erica: Head….hee hee
Jamie: WE ARE COMING IN FOR A LANDING!!!
Nicole: HELLO EVERYONE!!!
~the small red car lands and five girls pile out~
Jamie: Chrysa!
Chrysa: Jamie!
Amber: Nicole! Erin!
Nicole and Erin: Amber!
Erica: Natasha! Carrie:
Carrie and Natasha: Erica!
Tabitha: All of you guys!
Everyone: Tabitha!
Jamie: So….um…..what the hell is going on here?
Amber: Ok….in the short hand explanation….me and Tabby are looking to see if Princess Ayeka and Kurama are related. And some how it brought ALL of us together along with some people from Canada, a giant gases black dragon, a little guy with three eyes, and a penguin that only squawks and waddles around!
Erin: That makes no freaken sense.
Sam: Your telling me!
Amber: Not to mention that Brenda thinks Tabitha is his sidekick…..but he also thinks he is Xena so….~shrugs~
Nicole: What kind of name is Brenda for a guy?
Chrysa: That's what I've been asking!
~everyone looks at Sam~
Sam: I CAN'T TELL! I've been sworn to secrecy!
Kristine: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE FOUND YOU!!! AND NOW! TO MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR MY LACK OF FRIENDS!
Natasha: AHHHHH! IT FOLLOWED!!
Tabitha: IT'S THE BEAST!
Amber: DEAR SHELLS NO! ~looks at her friends~ Why didn't you leave her in Wisconsin?
Jamie, Erin, Nicole, Natasha, and Carrie: WE TRIED!!!
Tabitha: IT'S THE BEAST!! ~blinks~ AND ANTOHER FLYING CAR!!!
Jamie: What? NO WAY! I have the only flying car!!
Natasha: Not anymore!
Jamie: DAMN!
Sam: What the hell!?!
Tabitha: AHHH! IT'S REBECCA!
Sam: What kind of people do you have in Wisconsin?
Chad: Wow…..makes me happier and happier that I live in Canada!
Mike: Same here! Right Jojo?
Jojo: Squawk! ~waddles around~
Brenda: Come my sidekick! Before I slash off your head with my sword!
Tabitha: ~shudders at that thought~
Amber: SICK!
Rebecca: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! TIME FOR REVENGE!
Chrysa: She's mine! ~jumps on Killer's back~ AWAY!!
Killer: ~snorts and leaps into the air~
Chrysa: ~has a cool looking sword that all of a sudden appeared in her hand~ I will take thou down Rebecca!
Amber: ~blinks~
Sam: This is messed up!
Chad: I know, eh?
Erin: STOP IT WITH THE EH!! ~starts beating Chad over the lead with a stick~
Chad: OW! STOP IT!
Hiei: Um…weren't we trying to find Kurama?
Sam: Guess…..not
Peanut: Can I eat them?
Everyone: YES!!!
Peanut: YEAH!
Kristine: Don't think your gaseous dragon can defeat me! I…..AM……UGLY!!!
Author: Ok! I am not even going to go there! This story makes no sense. More or less it's just all of us talking a lot. Don't worry! The next one will be a lot more intelligent. I promise…~crosses fingers~ YOU DIDN'T READ THAT! So…..what's going to happen in the next exciting adventure of Mistaken Identity? Did you know that the new crew for Survivor 2 is picked and is filming as we speak….er….read? And not one is from Wisconsin! WHAT A JIP, EH!? Sorry….but it's becoming a habit to say that!! AND I DON'T KNOW WHY! Um…..yeah……now can't you just wait for the 8th part of Mistaken Identity? Huh? Can you? CAN YOU!?!?! Till next time my loyal readers! ~salutes and passes out~
Heather and Erica: Does you dick hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Does it have a hairy frow? If you give me lots of dough, then I'll be your fucking hoe!! Does your dick HANG LOW!?!?!?! Thank You!