Part 6
By Aramina Centu
Chrysa: It's so good we finally found someone!! We got lost in Alaska!
Sam: How could you have gotten lost in Alaska and not have known that you were in Canada?
Chrysa: ~shrugs shoulders~ I don't know….
Sam: …..
Peanut: ~sniffs at Killer~ What the hell are you?
Killer: I'm a blue, flying, donkey-rabbit!!
Peanut: ~looks at Hiei~ Can I eat him?
Hiei: Sure why not.
Chrysa: NOO!! ~grabs Killer~ YOU CAN'T EAT MY KILLER!!
Seft: I be elven! I be elven elven elven!!
Missy: WILL YOU FREAKEN BIRDS LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Bird: TWEET!! ~lands on Missy's head~
Missy: ~whines~ Why meeeeee…..??
Sam: Ok now that the insanity is over….~Looks at Chrysa~ Where is Amber and Tabitha?
Chrysa: We're not too sure. You see, we kind of lost them when Trunks veered a different way and Milliardo's Gundam went screwy….
Sam: Trunks? Milliardo? WHAT!?
Chrysa: It's a strange story! But I think that if we keep going in a straight course we will reach one of the two groups.
Sam: So your telling me…that each of your three groups got separated and you have no clue to where they are?
Chrysa: You got it!!
Sam: Oy….
Brenda: Don't worry Sam! We will find them soon enough! The elf tells me so!!
Seft: ~nods~ I be elven! I be elven elven! I be elven!!
Brenda: I be elven! I be elven! I be elven elven elven!!
Seft: ~nods enthusiastically~
Brenda: ~raises head beaming~ Seee!!
Sam: We are so screwed!
Chrysa: I'm Nucking Futs!!
Erica: I agree!!
Hiei: ~looks at Sam and says-~
Sam: NO YOU CANNOT EAT THEM!!
Hiei: ~looks down and whimpers~
~back somewhere in Wisconsin~
Carrie: HURRY! SHE'S COMING AFTER US!!
Jamie: I'M GOING AS FAST AS MY CAR CAN GO!!
Kristine: WAIT FOR ME!!
Erin: SHE'S GOING TO SIT ON US!! DRIVE! DRIVE!
Natasha: I'm too young to die at the hands of a beast!!
Nicole: Why was I ever friends with THAT!?
Natasha: You felt sorry for her…
Nicole: Oh yeah….hee hee!!
Jamie: ~slams on the gas~
Kristine: Come on you guys! Wait for me!! I'm your friend!!
Erin: She's catching up!!
Jamie: Manalive! That girl is faster then she seems! (Note: IRL this is NOT true! Kristine couldn't run a meter in hour for shells sake!)
Carrie: If only I had my trusty chair….
Rebecca: HEY YOU BITCH!! YOU HIT ME!! ~screams out of the side of her car~
Carrie: AHHHHHH!
Natasha: This just keeps getting better and better!!
Erin: Where are these people coming from!?
Nicole: ~pops her head out of the sunroof~ AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN SCHOOL!?! Wow…it's windy up here…
Jamie: Genius!
Nicole: Why thank you!
Kristine: WAIT! WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS! WE CAN ALL DO EACH OTHERS HAIR AND THEN DRESS UP MY CATS AND MAKE THEM STRIP FOR US!!
Carrie: So….that's what she does for her own amusement!
Natasha: Oh gosh….~gags~ That's sick!!
Erin: Jamie! You have to lose Rebecca and Kristine or we are all done for!!
Jamie: I know Erin…..trust me I know!
~flying around in a tree somewhere~
Tabitha: ~pokes the tree~ Wow…..it can fly!
Chad: Observant!
Tabitha: hee hee….~starts climbing the inside of the tree but falls on her face~ OMG!!
Chad: WHAT!?!
Tabitha: THIS TREE HAS NO BRANCHES!!
Milliardo: THAT'S BECAUSE WE ARE ON THE INSIDE YOU MORON!!
Tabitha: Ohhh…..I knew that!! Hee hee!! ~runs over and hugs Milliardo~ That's ok! I still have my man!
Chad: ~sniffs~ Will I forever be alone! Never to be with the one Wisconsin women that I love!
Ayeka: Sorry this is taking so much longer then it should. But we can't seem to find your friends.
Milliardo: That's ok…~trys to pry off Tabitha~ We….~pulls~ should…~pulls again~ be…~pulls harder~ close… ~pulls with all his strength~ to…them…WILL YOU LET GO OF ME!!
Tabitha: Nope…..Me gusta Milliardo!
Milliardo: That's nice……
Ayeka: ~giggles~ Anyway…I'll come again when we find your friends…~walks away~
Tabitha: ~waves~ Good bye Kurama look alike!!
Chad: I miss my home…..
Tabitha: I think I missed poms…..shit..
Milliardo: I…..love my pantalones!!! …..I think being around this girl has corrupted me…
Tabitha: YEA!! ~hugs Milliardo tighter~
~shivering in the….North…or something like that~
Amber: Trunks are we there yet? I'm soooo cold….I can't feel my fingers around your waist!!
Trunks: ~mumbles~ Good…maybe you might not know that you let go…
Mike: Naw…that would never happen! Cause either me or Jojo will help!
Jojo: SQUAWK! ~waddles around~
Amber: How can he waddle on the air?
Mike: I don't know….
Jojo: Squawk! ~waddles around some more~
Trunks: That gets annoying….
Jojo: Squawk! ~waddles around again~
Amber: I have to agree….it that all it does?
Jojo: Squawk! ~waddles around yet again~
Mike: Pretty much…he waddles….flys…reading porno magazines and hires stripers!
Jojo: ~nods happily~ Squawk! Squawk, squawk! ~waddles around for the fifth time~
Amber: MAKE IT STOP!!
Mike: You get used to it!!
Trunks: Ok…this is confusing me….I can fly cause I'm a Sayjin….Amber can fly cause she has a death grip on me….how are you able to fly?
Mike: I'm not too sure….one day…I was eating watermelon….and I started to fly. So since then I've been helping the Penguins of the world. And a human every so often.
Amber: But you live in Canada…
Mike: I know…that's where Jojo and me were heading too. I haven't seen my family and friends for a long time…
Amber: You have one screwed up existence…
Trunks: HEY!! I see a big Black dragon!!
Amber: DRAGON!?! WHERE!?! ~leaps onto Trunks' back and stands up~
Trunks: OWW!! THAT HURTS!
Mike: I see it!!
Jojo: Squawk! ~waddles around~
Amber: ~glares at Jojo~ You remind me of my principle…
Jojo: Squawk? ~waddles around again~
Amber: Gah….
Trunks: I think I see people on the dragon!! Let's go!!
Mike: I'm in!!
Jojo: Squawk! ~waddles around for a 7th time~
Amber: HELLO PEOPLE ON THE DRAGON!! CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!
~back in the Flying tree~
Ayeka: We have found your friends! They are flying on a huge black dragon! I will drop you off there and follow you from behind!
Milliardo: I thank you! ~bows and takes her hand to kiss it like a real gentlemen would but….~
Tabitha: DON'T YOU TOUCH MY MILLIARDO YOU SLUT!
Ayeka: Slut? Why I am no such thing!!
Tabitha: Fine….just keep your grubby mitts off my Milliardo! ~hisses~
Milliardo: ~turns red~
Chad: Hey…that's Sam on that dragon!
Tabitha: Sammy? Cool! Canadianananan!
Chad: ~raises eyebrow~ O….k! Well…let's go!!
Ayeka: I'll transport you to the dragon…~runs to the control room~
Tabitha: Soon we will find the answer to my question!
~back in Cedar Grove~
Nicole: We are all going to DIEEEE!!!
Jamie: NO!! NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO ABOUT IT! QUICK! THROW SOMETHING AT HER!
Natasha: ~throws eye liner and deodorant at Kristine~
Kristine: Ahhhh!! Things that will make me smell good and look nicer!! NOOO! ~slows down a little~
Carrie: Quick! Maybe if we throw something at Rebecca she will slow down too!!
Erin: ~throws her backpack at Rebecca's car, but it only gets run over~ Oh shit! My homework was in there!!
Nicole: Umm…umm…~Looks around and then sees a button on the back on Jamie's chair~ What does this do?
Erin: WHO CARES! WE ARE GOING TO DIE OF A HORRIBLE STENCH OR A BITCHY WENCH!
Carrie: I NEED MY CHAIR!!
Jamie: Come on you stupid car! GO FASTER!!
Nicole: ~hits the button and the car starts to transport and blasts off into the sky~
Erin: Whoa! I didn't know your car could do that, Jamie!
Jamie: Neither did I!
Natasha: Sweet! Turn on the radio!
Jamie: ~turns the radio up~ ON TO FINDING OUR FRIENDS!
Carrie: Hey…..IT'S LITTLE BOW-WOW!!
All: ALL I WANNA DO IS SEE YOU BOUNCE WITH ME!
Author: Well, this is all I prefer to write for part 6. I'm making a cliffhanger….Ooooo!! So many different things are happening! Maybe next time we will get a few NEW characters cause I didn't get a chance to throw them in, in this part. Anyway….the questions…..Ah hem! What will happen to our Wisconsin people next time? Will they all be able to meet on Peanuts back for a Wisconsin reunion? And where do all of these Canadian people keep appearing out of? And how does Brenda understand what Seft is saying? Will Tabitha ever find out if Kurama and Ayeka are related? This and more on the next exciting story of…DUN DUN DUN Mistaken Identity!