Part 1
By Care
Squall: YES! i will marry YOU!!!!
dear god, no
Seft: ~stops acting like a termite and looks up~ Elven?
Cloud: finally, now that half ass will leave me alone.
Carbuncle: ~clears throat~ this land is youuouuurrrr landddd... this land is myyyyy llllaaannnd.
Shiva: no thakx you can have all this land ~looks at the gay men, then at the horny men, then at the exasperated women.... shudder~
Siren: wow... i have no shirt
Irvine: yessss... i know
irvine... she's a gf
fd: yeah but shes HOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...
seft:~sounding slightly drunk~ i be ELven.
i thought you were a termite
seft:~shurgs~ i be elven
okay then.....
Diablo: ~still trying to get siren or shiva to go out with him~ PLLEEASSEEE! just a phone #?
Shiva: ~hands him cerebrus~ here... date this.
Cerebrus: ~barks happily~
Daiablo: damn people....
Irvine: ~head still shuved into siren~ soooo.... how are you doing....
Carbuncle: ~singing~ from caliFORNIAAAA to new york ISSLLLANNDNDD!
Edan: ~looks at siren looks at zell~ will you go out with me... no will you go out with me!!! NO will YOUU go out with me?!
Zell: don't worry... i don't know what sex i am either....
Quistis: ~looks at cloud~ are we the only half sane ppl in here?
Cloud: ~picks up a dead corpse~ he WAS sane
~sigh~
tifa: YOU BITCH!!! ~punches quistis~ YOUR HITTING ON MY MAN!! I OATTA--
irvine:~leaves siren and shuves his head into tifas chest~ and you are....
tifa: ~nervous laugh~
seft: i be elven! ~faints~
yes i know her cheast is too big for the rest of her body... and AHH!! SEFTS A PERVERT HE SAID... ~shudder~
everyone stops what they are doing except for carbuncle
carbuncle: from the red wood FOREST! to the--
~glares~
carbuncle: hee..... hee--
selphie: ~kills him~ MMMUAuahhahahahhaha!
okkay then.
Quistis: ~kills 1/3 of tifa(her head)
Tifa: THAT BLOODY BITCH CUT OFF MY HEAD!
SEft: ~stands back up~~looks around~~sees cerebrus~ I BE! I BE! I BE! I BE EL--
Melissa's dead gunia pig: elven
Seft: ~screams like a girl and runs from the dead guina pig~
Squall: ~puts on his wedding dress~ i am sorry rinoa... i love him not you
~cries~
Rinoa: ~blinks~ okay... thats nice... ~goes back to the corner of the street~
FD: ~sees rinoa~~hands her 100$~
*shudder* just think.... a cat person mixed with a whore...
ad: HEY! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
(sorry tabby i had to)
well thats the end of this story... ~looks at seft who's imatateing cerebrus, rinoa whos screwing fd, squall whos marring the devil,quistis who's kill tifa, and cloud who is attempting suicide~ we need a pyciatrist.