The Quest for Seft Part 2 By Care
Note from the Editor: The Quest for Seft: The Lost Chronicles was recently discovered in the incredibly junk-filled depths of my e-mail account, and since I'm not quite sure where to stick it in, it has been named the Lost Chronicles and you can read it whenever you feel like it...Thank you and enjoy...
Update: After extensive analization by the finest archeaologists around, and with a little help from a mysterious anonymous person, this story has been classified as The Quest for Seft Part 2 and all other numerical organizations henceforward will be based off of this.
wha?  WHO?  oh... it's just you... ~eats some chocolate~ i haven't told you bout hell lately.... this time of year the devil is either  happy because our dad is shoving bloody tampons up his... or really  mad because the elves are stealing his money and buying expensive  wine.... chocolate? ~outstreaches a hand full of chocolate chips~ you  do?  oh, here... ~tries to make the chocolate go through the screen~  damn things.... well, how was your day. Seft: ~screams like a girl~ I BE ~points~ ELVVVEEEEENNNNN!!!! easy seft... if you can't translate he's just found out that we have  temites. Seft: ~gets down on all fours and tries to resemble a termite~  elven... elven... elven seft... temites don't talk Seft: ~stands up~ I BE ELVEN ELVEN ELVEN!!!! okay then. well, the devil has been having very... wrong affairs with our father...... and ~shudder~ every damn night.... the same noise  ~shudder, twitch~ they haven't tried to kill me latly... fiery death  is getting along with cerebrus... infact he is currently trying to  laso him ~stares blankly at fd for several minutes~~comes back to  tabby~ did you know hell has dvd players!? ~nods~ and i think he like  killed the creator or something cuz he gets all the dvds for free...  ~looks at the delivery man drones~ or maybe he just kills the  delivery man.  *Dad*: you like dat don't you bitch?!!!! Devil: ohhhhh.... oooohhhhhhhhh.... OOOHHHHH! dear god, not the tampons again!  i am starting to get the definition  of hell....  ~looks at seft who is still trying destprately to imatate a termite~  *sigh* ~suddenly cupid flies in and starts to fly in circles~ Cupid: LOOK AT ME!!!!  I AM A BIRD MAN!!! WEEEEE!!!!! Ares: ~hits him with a fireball, breaking one of his wings~ HA! Cuipy:YOU BLOODY BASTARD!!!!  HOW DARE YOU INJURE MR.DICK!!! can you please tell me where these ppl come from??? Ares: i deserve that name!  i have a bigger--- ~throws both of them in a pit of fire and sits back down on a comfy  couch~ ~smile~ ~Cares dead guinea pig floats up and starts to chase Seft~ seft: ~slightly out of breath~ i.... beee.... elven!!!!!! ~starts raining~ Fd: sense when did it rain in hell? Care: MY STORY NOT YOURS! ~makes him get eaten by Cerebrus~ hee  hee... power... Caesar: power leads to destruction ~head falls off~ i know...  ~mutters~ damn counsel! Care: okay.... anyone else here? Sephiroth: i like pointy things ~eye twitches~ AD: one day i will rule the world!!!!  MMMuuuahahhahaaha! Quistis: damn bitch... i liked squall... but NOOO!!!  THINGS NEVER GO  MY WAY!!!  THAT STUPID WHORE HAS TO TAKE HIM!!!  AND I GET THAT  MORON!!! Zell: i prefer the term 'gay' Squall: will you marry me... ~dramatic pause~ cloud?!!! Cloud: ~cocks eye brow~ what have they done to final fantasy games? Irvine: ~shrugs and flirts with selphie~ Angelo: ~kills Cerbrus~ Diablo: ~starts hitting on Shiva and Siren~ Squall: LOOK EVEYONE!!!  I HAVE NO ASS!!! Carbuncale: ~hops over to selphie and purrs~ Edan: what sex am i? Shiva: ~smiles evily and starts to chase ifrit~ Edan: am i a girl? Fiery Death: WHO KILLED MY HORSEY!!!????? Edan: am i a boy? Squall: i have no ass! Seft: ~blinks in confuseing~~starts acting like a termite again~  elven, elven, elven, elven..... Edan: am i whatever the hell cares dad is? Care: *shudder* Siren: i need a shirt..... Al gore: kiss me, i'm on TV... Al gore: ~licks fiery death~ Angelo: ~looks at fd~ FD: YOU!!!  YOU KILLED MY HORSEY!!!  YOU MUST-- ohh... your the  cutest little thing ever... yes you are.. YES YOU ARE!!! Rinoa: get the hell away from my dog... what are you?  a lame  impression of lynx? Lynx: ~crosses legs and starts to put on lipstick~ Seft: ~crawls over to lynx~~steals his lipstick and starts to eat it~ okay... this party is WAY outta control... one second ~puts a black  blanket over the camera~~screamming and painful cries~ ~takes off blanket~~wipes blood off hands~ back!  well... now i have  quite a mess to clean up... i did spare one life... ~picks up seft~  so here ~you have recived seft for now~ now.. to clean up before our  dad finished his 'business' with the devil...
BACK to Terpsichore's Scrolls
			FORWARD to Part 3