Part 3
By Care
Seft: ~pops out of the bag~ elven?
~shuves his head back in the bag~ STAY!
Seft: ~muffled~ i be elven
~pushes a few buttons on an elavator~~flies up to earth~ hhmmmm.... where to go... i know!
Seft: ~pops out of the bag again~ I BE EEEELLven! ~hops out and runs into a thick thicket~
Melissa's Dead GP: DAMMIT SEFT!!! COME BACK HERE.
you can talk?
Rosie:... no i'm a puppet
docter: hmmmm... ~picks up rosie~ i'd say--
Rosie: ~bites him~
Docter: you stupid lil rodent! i otta run you down!
looks like we've traveled back in time
Edea: how do you know?
because in my time the docter would've said you mother fuckin bitch! i otta shoot'cha down!
Edea: ~blinks~
what!
~lets everyone out of the bag~
i say it's the 80's
Zell: dear GOD NOOOOO!!!!!!! ~clutches head in pain~~grabs squalls gunblade and kills himself~
~a cricket chirps~
everyone: YAYYYY!!!!!!!!
FD; ~takes out confetii~
carbuncle: brings out all of the alchohalic beverages that are known to exist~ martini? mudslide? margeritta? wine champange? beer? you want it i got it!
Squall: i'm not sure we should be drinking. it's not only bad for you but it--
Diablo: ~begins mocking Squall~
Tifa&Quistis: ~knock him unconcious~
hee hee...
Shiva: ~hops on top of Squall and starts punching him~ and THIS is for junctioning me to that wench!
Rinoa: HEY! ~sighs and tries to find the corner~
I'm still worried bout seft but eh, what the hell ~orders a martini~
Quistis: ~adjusts her glasses~
Siren: drinking and gf's NEVER makes a good mix
Bahumat: LOOK EVERYONE! MY HEAD IS TO SMALL FOR MY BODY!!! HA..HA
HA!
Squall: ~wakes up~ my ass is too small for my body. ~goes back into a ccoma~
Zell: ~revives himself~ my---
Zell.... we know whats too small for your body already ~stabs him~
Edan: NOOO!!!! ZELL WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO UNDERSTOOD!!!!
Cloud: correction. ~picks up half dead squall and melissa's father~ they would understand.
Siren: ~thinks of a drunk irvine and fiery death~ *shudder* (suddenly a giant swirly... thing, sucks them all up into canada)