Part 4
By Care
Diablo: ~rolls over and puts his finger in his mouth~
Siren: ~sits up~ ~cracks neck~
Ifrit: ~starts his sheets on fire~ aww damn it! thats the third time this week!!!
Carbuncle: ~ifrits fiery sheets spread to carbuncle's tail~ AHHHH!!!!!! ~waves his tail around~ PUT IT OUTTTT!!!!
~everyone else wakes up~
damn, i was hoping i could escape while they were still asleep.
FD: .... anyone got some toothpaste?
yuffie: hee hee, paste.
squall: what flavor do you want. i hae this just pleasntly DIVINE toothpaste called winter breeze.
cloud: gay man walking
tifa: ~shirt rips~ i thought they stopped growing!
FD: ~forgets about tooth paste and once again shuvs his head in tifas chest: ahhhhh, good morining
~cocks eyebrow~~shrugs~ eggs anyone?
rinoa: don't we need a stove to cook them?
dead areis: no thanx, i'm not hungry
Cloud: who cares bout the stoves, i'll just eat them raw!
Squall: i've heard that's bad for your complextion.
ifrit: ~hits squall with his fiery sheets~ half ass!
quistis: ~poinst and laughs at squall~
Rinoa, Aeris, Shana & Rose: i'm a bitch! (Shana) i'm a tese! (Rinoa) i'm a whore on her knees! (Rose) i'm a sinner (Aeris) i'm a saint. (everyone) i don NOT FEEL ASHAMED!
okkkayy then.
Bahumat: ~suddenly jolts upl~ we must save the princess!
Rose: ~sighs~
Dart and Cloud: you look like me!
Sephiroth and Lloyd: DAMN YOU!
Shana and Rinoa: ....:)
why must they all look identical?
zell: i am 200% super duper oriGINal!
RIIIIIIghhht.
FD: can i sing a song!?!
Zell: NOOOO!!!! ~kills himself~
sure
Bill Clinton: ~walks up to squall~ i know you may not think that you are good enough for me but ~bites lip with fake emotino~ you are, trust me.
squall: ~faints~
Eden: do you know what sex YOU are?
Bill Clinton: ~bites lip again~ no ~diapears~
was that legal? the president of the united states just came in canada
tifa: ~pushes FD's head off her chest~~shrugs~
FD: oh yeah, my song.
Cerebrus: ~knocks him unconcious~ what song?
hee hee... now than, we must go forth and find seft! whos with me!
~cricket chirps~
DAMN YOU ALL!
(the group suddenly sees a house which is right up ahead)
QUIKCLY! TO THE TAVERN!
Hiei: ~appears out of no where~ i like taverns! ~dissapears~
ifrit: DAMN LSD! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO GIVE ME HAPPY PICTURES!!!
~continues running~
~stops~ wait. i have made a list of traveling companions. these and ONLY these can come with me. the rest must leave the island imedeatly.
siren:... k
~clears throat~ cloud
cloud: HELL YAH!
all the ppl who sang the 'bitch' song, FD, Tifa, Sephiroth, Shiva, Siren, Carbuncle, Ifrit, Bahumat, and last AND least, squall.
Squall: oh, you like me, you really like me!
no your our punching bag
FD: aint' that everyone? that is cept for the ppl who randomly appear.
no ~points to the dead zell~ ~smiles~
(everyone walks to the house/tavern)
*************
(somewhere in a reallly big forest)
Seft: III BEEEE ELLLLVVVVEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!