Part 5
By Care
ifrit:....
IFRIT! did you loan fd lsd?
ifrit:...
Eden: ~tries on a bra~~puts on a jocksrap~ i'm conFUSED!!!
Everyone: ~all walk into the house~
Bahumat: ~pokes everyone~ what happened if everyone became a person? then you couldn't say, everyone walks out cuz we would all be confused.
Zell: your stupider than the guy who said the world is round!
.... ~blinks~
Siren: ~grabs carbuncle~com'mon! we gotta search for pop-tarts
Shiva: hey wait a min... Zell can't be here! he was booted off the island and was soppose to leave imediately!
Zell: oh no! my life is over!!!~kills himself~
okkkay then!
selphie: ~runs down the hallway~ oooohhh.... they have smmmoooooooothhhhh floors!!!!!
~SIGH~
Quistis: ~looks at a door~ Sam's Room?
Squall: ~eyeliner breaks~ UH! shiva, darling, go in sam's room and get me some more eyeliner...
Shiva:.... el BITE ME!
Seft: ~pops up out of Sams dirty laundry~~shrugs~~bites Squall~
Rosie(dead gp): hee hee... ~helps seft and joins in the biting~
Sephiroth: ~comes out of sam's laundry~ where am i? who am i?
Mewtwo: HEY! those are my lines!
Mew: MEW!
~suddenly notices seft~ SEFT?!?
Seft: ~jumps into the air towards.... who IS writing these stories?~ IIII BEEEEEEEE ELLLLLVVVVEEEEENNNNNNN!!!
~steps aside~
Seft: ~hits the ground~ elven...
Rinoa: hee hee.... i did that to squall a couple of times...
Cupid: ~hits squall with an arrow~
Squall: ~sees seft~ Seft...... has anyone ever told you you have beautiful eyes?
Seft: ~gets a quizical look~ i be?
BAD CUPID! ~throws an inflatible doll on the ground~ go screw something instead of hitting ppl with arrows
Tifa: we must save the princess... ~looks at bahumat~ quickly, to the BAT CAVE!
(tifa and bahumat FLY INTO THE AIR!)
Siren: HEY! this sam chic has a secret stock of pop tarts!
Quistis:..... and she has SHIRTS! ~hands one to siren~
Seft: ~sits down on sam's carpeting~ ~picks up some of sams suff~ ~looks at it~ elven
FD: OH LOOK!!! ~finds a dollar~ MINE!!!! ~runs into the dirty laundry~
I'VE GOT IT!!!!! THE PORTAL IS SAM'S DIRTY LANDRY!!!!
Sephiroth: where is the princess? we must save the princess! ~runs off to find tifa and bahumat~
Seft: ~dead racoon, some lsd, letters from americans, phone bill...~
~joins siren in eating poptarts~
Selphie: ~still sliding on the floor~ WEEEEEEEEeeee!!!!
Author: if you are completely lost right now, it's because my stories make no sense. or it might be that you haven't figured out that they are in sam's house. guess what. they are in sams house. ~nods~
MIB agents: we have come here to take away the gfs. they are illegal aliens
Bill Clinton: ~bites lip~ i care about this nation.
Shiva: CANADA *cough* *cough*
Ifrit: ~throws carbuncle at them~ MMMuuuahhahahaha!
Carbuncle: DAMN YOU! and after all the alchohalic bevrages i supply you with!!!
AD: i can take over that job
Cerebrus: ~bites off one of the MIB agents head~
Rosie: can i inFECT you?
Erica: ~pokes rosies cyst~ EWWwwww... pusssyyyy.... ~jumps through the dirty laundry~
Al Gore: CIGERETTES ANYONE!!!???
Bush: ~kills gore~ i look like my dad:)
Al Gore: ~is dead~~wakes up~ kiss me, i'm on tv!]
FD: i thought it was 'kiss me, i'm a jack ass!'
Care: ~whistles~ ~eats more poptarts~
Quistis: ~adjusts her glasses~
Ifrit: WE MUST SAVE THE PRINCESS!!!!!!!! ~runs after sephiroth tifa, and bahumat~
Where ARE they going? and what DID they eat?
Seft: ~cds, journal, westren saddle, old bag of pop tarts, a picture of susan with darts in it, some advil, heroin...~
Edgar Allen Poe: ~eye twitches~ i like pointy things, hee hee!
Bill Clinton: ~grabs rinoas ass~ i care ~bites lip again~~fake tears~
Sam: (comes out of no where) and he was you president? eh, care? what the hell are you doing in my house eh?
diablo: ~goes in sams parents room~ ooohhhhhh... landuray!
Squall: ~puts on a bikini~ does this make me look fat?
Shiva: ~shudder~
Seft: ~finally finds what he was looking for~ i be elven!!!! ~waves a picture of sam in the air~
Care: okay we got what we wanted now quickly ~dramatic pause~ we must save the princess....
(everyone scurries off)
Sam: EH!!!!!!!! YOU TOOK MY PICTURE YOU HALF ASSES!!!!