The Quest for Seft
Part 6
By Care
Care: If you can't recall what has happened so far, here is the basic plot..........

Seft: I BE ELVEN!!! ~holds up Sam's picture triuphantly~

nice.......

Sam's little evil soilders that appear out of no where: WE MUST KILL THE POSSESER OF THE PICTURE!!!

Squall: ~washes the make up off his face~ i'lll handle this..... ~throws eye liner at them~

One of the poor soilders: AHHHH!!!! MMYYYY EYE!  YOU STABBED ME IN THE FrEkIn EYE!!!!!

Ifrit: ~starts to eat seft~

Siren: ~flashes Zell~

Shiva: ~in a cheasy commercial voice~ for that nice crisp winter taste, chew dentyne ice!!!

Cloud: we must go forth and FETCH MULAN!!!!

Mulan: i am a man

Al Gore: i'm not

Bill Clinton: ~starts to kiss al gore~

What is with our presidents?

Rinoa: ~screws george bush~

George Bush: i am a HONEST WHOLESOME MAN!!!!!

Diablo: no.... your a pimp

Destyle: ~starts to hump a kiwi~ hee hee....

Mulan: ~starts to sing~ be a MAN!!!!

Seft: ~kills ifrit~ I BE ELV ELV ELVEN ELVEN!

he says don't try to eat him, that hurts.  he also say that he is severly atracted to siren and would like to know if she would go out with him.

Siren: ~scoffs~ hell no!

FD: ~wakes up~

Destyle: ~sees movement~ ~starts to hump FD~

Mulan: YOU MUST--

AD: have a penis

Cloud: MULANNNNNNN!!!!!!

Tifa: OH!  fun game oppritunity!

Erica: ~aperas out of no where~ PENNNIIISSSSSSS!!!!!

Mulan: penis..... i have one

LET NOT!!!!!

Siren: ~shudder~

Squall: ~screams like a girl~ I HAVE NO MAKEUP ON!!!!

FD: oh look, squalls back

Tifa: PEEEENNNNIIIIIIIIISSSS!!!!!!

tifa, give up, erica has NEVER lost this game

Sams Soliders: WE MUST SAVE THE PRINCESS!!!!

Bahumat: YES!!!  WE MUST!!!!! ~flies away~

Princess Iaga (erk, spelling)- i am rite here

Karauma-YOU LOOK LIKE ME!!!

Eden:...... dude, are you guys like gay or what?  are you girls or boys?!?

Both: GIRLS!!!! no wait... BOYS.... waitttttt..... ummmm...

Zell: hee hee, funny little men

Seft: ~kills Zell~

Zell: i be ELVEN!

Seft: DAMN YOU!!!!!

~all gasp~

OMG!!!!! SEFT SAID SOMETHING BESIDES I BE ELVEN!!!!!!!!

Zell: ~screams and kills himself~

Seft: i be elven

Siren: ~BLINK, BLINK~

Squall: ever notice these stories make no sense

EDITOR: ~deletes Squall~ SHUT UP YOU HOMO!!!!

Ares: I AM NAKKKEEEDDDDDD!!!!

Erica: ~has been taking in a large breath this entire time~ PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FD: nice

Mulan: how many ppl don't know what sex they are anymore?

~all of the people who AREN'T dead raise their hands~

i suddenly feel alone

~the auother runs away~

Squall: ~snaps fingers~ we know your just jealous!

Tifa: erica beat me, darn, ne ways ~evil snicker~ hey squall do you bitch slap?

Squall: ~bitch slaps tifa~ NO!!!!!

Care: well our lovely author is gone so in the mean time we will be playing pony polo on dogs farewell!!!!

**i can't write a conclusion because i am not really here.... wait a minute.... oh well**
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