The Quest for Seft
Part 7
By Care
missed something?  oaky lets REVIEW!  we sat around and we stole sams picture then seft said something besides for i be elven so everyone is like :O  but sense most everyone doesn't care bout what i'm saying and just wants me to type the damn story i'll just do that.........

Seft: ~marrily bobs his head~ Ellllll-- ~sees a bird~ ELLLLLVVVVEEN! ~large grin~

~sigh~ pervert.

FD: i need a nickname

AL Gore: i can't BELIEVE i lost.

AD: hey, i voted for you.... your ppl gave me cigerettes

Ajala: HEY!!!!!  ~takes ADs cigerettes and hands them to Care~

Care: ~grin~ ^_^

AD: WHOOOO!!!! ~runs over by care~

Siren: i voted for Bush

FD: maybe my nickname should be Gary

Squall: no..... maybe it should be FD

Cloud: shut up squall no one likes you ~chops off his head~

Squall: ~thinking~ haha.... the jokes on him...... i am gay and gay men NEVER DIE!!!!! MUUUUHHHAAAHAHAHAHhahahaha!!!!!

Ev: ~starts to stab squall~ DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!

Tifa: sense i now have a reason to scream loud obscene things... PPPPEEEEENNNIIIIISSSS!!!!!

*dear god not again*

Erica: ~evil chuckle~ penis ~dissappers~

Ev: DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!! ~stands up~~smile~

AD: ~puts out her ciggerete~ ohh.... ~runs over by Ev~ me like you

Ev: whats with this beastly thing...

Care: ~growl~ we're cat ppl you moron

Diablo: ~snaps his tail~ WHCHA!

Quistis: ~starts to adjust her glasses~

Cloud: FOR HEVANS SAKE!  you have a WHIP!!!  USE IT!!!!

Quistis: ~looks at whip~ ~evil grin~

Seft: ~begins to eat the birds~

Zell: sense i am the only one who wants a plot here.... why are you ev.....

Ev: ~is too busy stabbing ppl~

Seft: EV!!!!

~everyone stops what they're doing~

Shiva: is it possible that seft has learned something?

Zell: NOOOO!!!!!!  ~kills himself~

Carbuncle: ~steals squalls gunblade~ I AM SUPER MAN!!!!

The Rock: ~smiles~ i like fudge....

Al Gore: ~starts to cry~ WHY DID I LOOOOSSEEE!!!!!

Carbuncle: ~kills al gore~ ..... now i must-- ~drmatic pause~ FLY AWWWAAAYYY!!!!

Shiva: ~cocks head~ he flies?

Care: are you still to learn anyting and everything can and will happen

Siren: you confuse me.

Sephiroth: okay ppl, we gotta listen to Ev.

Cloud: ~scoff~ ~looks at Quistis~ WHICHA! WHICHA!!!

Seft: ~starts to cry~

AD: ~pokes seft~ HA!

Quistis: ~chases irvine~ GWA GWA!!!!!

**a pickachu appears out of no where**

Ev: ~kills the pickachu~

Seft: no--

**more pickachu**

Ev: ~kills another~

Seft: no you ca--

Ev: ~kills more~

Seft: no don't--

Ev: ~kills another~

Seft: DAMMIT!!! listen!  oaky... let the dam thing talk!

Care: ~kicks seft in the shin~ you aren't my seft~

Pickachu: ~clears throat~ ~a very DEEP voice~ straken the evil pokemon master has taken seft captive.  if you want him you must come to the pokemon world.

~a giant cricket appears out of no where~ bring with you those large talking pokemon!

Ifrit: were not pokemon.

Shiva: can pokemon do this? ~does her little gf attack~

Bahumat: or this? ~eats the giant cricket~

Eden: i would help you guys but i am too busy figureing out what sex i am...........

Pikachu: you guys are morons.... NEways, just go through this portal--

MIB agents: you are a illegal alien.

George Bush: YOU SUCK! HA!  HA!!!!  hey.... i don't remeber hiring agents like you?

AL Gore: MMMUUUUUUhahahahahahhahahahaaa!!!!

Shiva: why is he laughing evily?

~all shrug adn walk through the portal to the pokemon world~

** get the hell out of this story!!!! it's done!  SHO! ~throws various object are the cameras and little news ppl~  GO AVAY! ...... i said to leave...... oh welll, will (insert any name here) ever (insert a action) with (insert another name) ........ i should really pay attention to these things shouldn't i? oh well... ~kills whoever is reading this~ MMMuuuahahhahaa!**

Producers: ........ one second. we are having a few technical difficulties.  please watch this hypnotisom show while we kil-- i mean take care of our little person who is plotting to take over the world

(painful screams)
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