Part 1
By Care
Straken: guys wait up...
Squall: i am NOT a guy!
Care: ~snicker~
Aramina: we need to kick out the dead characters.....
Ev: ~pulls out a sword~ yeessss.... dead.
Ajala: no dear, it's a figure of speech.
Care: actully, Ev's right....
Cloud: don't worry aja, you'll get use to them....
Seft: ~lays down under a perfectly blue sky~
**Author: my god i think i'm nauios!!!!!! OOONNNEEE MMMOOORREEE SSECCCCC......**
FD: ~pulls out a large sword and starts to stab squall~
Squall: stop, you'll ruin my manicure!!!!
Eden:when i grow up... i want to be a butterfly, or or maybe a ducky.... ~bites lip in thought~
**Author: who to get rid of......... ppls e-mail me back on this one okay??? in the mean time..... i'll stall ^_^_^**
Care: com on guys, we need 2 things....
Destyle: kiwis and lasers right?
Sephiroth: drugs and.... drugs ~eye twitches~
Tifa: implants and shirts
Siren: never mind, she took mine....
FD: sex and tifa ~drools~
Quistis: whips and hand cuffs ~grin~
Care: no-- guys... n--
Cloud: mako and materia
Squall: lipstick and eyeliner ~clucks tounge~ it really depresses me to see how poor the quility is getting in that kind of make up...
AD: cigerettes and martinis
Ajala: condoms and birth control... ~sighs~
Bill Clinton: inflatable dolls and--
Care: DAMMIT GUYS!!!!! LISTEN TO MEE!!!!!!!!!!
FD: uhh....... no
(everyone continues to chat bout what two things they need)
Amber: BOOKKKSSS AND RAMEN NOODLE SOUP!!!!!
Tabitha: Milliardo and The Chipindales dancers!
Missy: seft and real wings so i CAN fly!
Care: ~stands up on a table~
FD: DAMN CARE!!!!! don't table dance!!! that'd just be... EEEWWWWwwww!!!!!
Care: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
**Author: will care ever get everyone under control and will we ever find out the two things this story needs???? don't forget to send all questions and comments to Care_Gone_Bad@hotmail.com**
Translator: ~slowly limps out of the fallen castle~ never die...