Part 2
By Care
Squall: that is IT!!! this is the LAST TIME anyone will call ME a guy!!!!!!! i am leaving!
Zell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ~raises a knife~ wait a minute.... isn't that a good thing
Care: ummm.... no
Zell: ~kills himself~
Care: ~evil grin~ my bad, dat IS a good thing!
(somewhere near the destruction site of strakens castle)
Translator: i'll make it..... i can already feel my power regaining!!! MUUUUUUUuuhahaha--
(falls over)
Translator: erch, maybe not
(back by the group)
FD: well, that solves the problem of getting rid of dead and unwanted characters :)
Seft: i b....
Care: what's wrong seft
FD: ~steals quistis' whip~ NOW who has the power???
Little Green Alien: ~puts on a space helmet~ come along carbuncle..... we must expand your horizans.
FD: did i here something about whores??? ~follows carbuncle~
Bill Clinton & Diablo: WHERE???????
Rinoa: did i hear something about me?
Ajala: #43 WHERE ARE YOU!!!??!!
Destyle: #'s 1-89, go pick daddy some more kiwi's
Care: AD come here!
AD: what bitch?
Care: GOOD GIRL!!!!! now what do you do when i say ajala?
AD: spit
Care: and what do you want for christmas???
AD: a korn cd and a highly explosive dynimite kit
Care: good JOB!!! now run along and burn mommys tail!
Limp Bizkit & Korn: what would a band be called if we combined???
Korn: Korn
LB: WHA?!?
Korn: ~smile~ we'd kill you before we'dd join ya!
**Author: NEways, what was my subject? ah yes...... **
Straken: GUYS!!!!!!
(still talking)
Seft: ~puffs out chest~ ELLLLLVVVEEEENNNN!!! BEEEEE III BEEEE!!!!!!
(scilence)
Straken: good job, seft return ~throws a pokeball at seft~
Seft: ~examines the pokeball~~shrugs and eats it~ ellllll
Translator: what kinda shit is this.....
Seft: ~screams and faints~
Straken: SEE!!! THAT IS WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU!!!!!!!
Ifrit: it don't matter much...... we can just kill it off
Shiva: yeah....... one sniff of diablo's socks and everyonew would die!
**Author: *cough* CHEESY JOKES *COUGH, COUGH* ~shrugs~ **
False Seft: wow.... your author suckx BIG TIME!!!
**Author: ~erases false seft~ no one liked him neway:)**
Detyle: woooowww.... the author is a bigger god moder then ME and Strake combined!!!!!
Nighthawk: care will die.
Ajala: ~walks over by care~ the author listens to you right?
Care: yeah.... mainly cuz i'm her character.... ~smile~
Ajala: tell the author to give me less children and to make my husband stop humping those damn kiwis....
Care: uuhhhh...... no. and aj... just because your body was replaced by a kiwi doesn't mean he doesn't love you
FD: ~muffled~ *cough*
Ajala: you are SOOOOOOooo dead irl care!
Care: ~shrug~
Translator: no one cares that i'm here?
Siren: no not really.
Cloud: go avay!
Aeris: eh look, a bitch.... oh wait that's me!!!
Tifa: oh look a whore.... wait that's me too!!!!
Yuffie: oh look.... morons ~points to them both~
Seft: ~wakes up~
Translator: I AM EVIL!!!!!!
Shiva: ~hits it with a giant thingy of ice~
**Author: IS thingy a word?**
Translator: YOU CAN NOT KILL ME!!!! ~falls over~
Ifrit: ~burns him~
Squall: ~comes back to stab him with his trusty eyeliner, leaves again~
Diablo: ~throws a big black blob at trans~
Zell: look a TRANS!!!!!
Tifa: ~crushes him w/ her chest again~
Translator: ~stands back up~ ~cocks head~
**Author: translators now have heads!**
Magical Chipmunks: listen to us you bitches!!!!! you have to pull his mother fucking batteries out!!! god!!! you son of a bitches!!! listen to us fucking chipmunks!!!! ~little chipmunk choir adds a few words~(listen to the wave sound to hear REAL chipmunks say that)
**Author: WILL The ppls listen to the chipmunks!?!? is this sob a pain in the ass or what??? well i need to chase things that don't exist and take some 'medicane' :) by all!**