I want to be a pilot when I grow up because it's a fun job
and easy to do. That's why there are so many pilots flying around today.

Pilots don't need much school, they just have to learn to read numbers
so they can read instruments.
I guess they should be able to read road maps
so they can find their way if they get lost

Pilots should be brave so they won't be scared if it's foggy
and they can't see, or if a wing or motor falls off, they should stay calm.
Pilots have to have good eyes to see through clouds,
and they can't be afraid of lightening or thunder because
they're closer to them than we are.

The salry pilots make is another
thing I like. They make more money than they can spend.
This is good because most people think plane flying is dangerous,
except pilots don't because they know how easy it is.

There isn't much I don't like, except that girls like pilots
and all the stewardesses want to marry pilots
so they always have to chase them away so they won't bother them.

I hope I don't get airsick because I get carsick and if I get airsick
I couldn't be a pilot and then I'd have to go to work.