- Your stall warning plays "Dixie".
- Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets
as checkpoints.
- You think sectional charts should show trailor parks.
- You've ever used moonshine as avgas.
- Your airplane has a sticker on it that says "I'd rather be fishing".
- You tune in country music stations in your ADF to navigate.
- You think "Ultrilite" is a new beer from Budwiser.
- Some of your best navigational aids have "Seniors 97" painted on them.
- The FAA still thinks your mailing address is your parent's house.
- You have mud flaps on your wheel pants.
- You think GPS stands for going pretty straight.
- Your toothpick keeps poking your microphone.
- You constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
- You've ever just taxied around the airport
drinking beer.
- Your airplane has a bumper sticker that says
protected by Smith and Wesson.
- Your matched set of luggage is three grocery bags from Farmer Jacks.
- You have a black airplane with a #3 on the side.
- You siphon gas out of your tractor to put in your airplane
- You've never really actually landed at an airport although you've been flying for years
- There are parts on yor airplane labled "John Deere".
- You answer calls from female controllers with, "That's a big ten-four darlin'".
- There's exhaust residue on the right side of your aircraft and tobacco stains on the left.
- You use a Purina feed bag for a windsock.
- You wouldn't be caught dead flying a Grumman "Yankee".
- You refer to flying in formation as we got us
a convoy.
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