One for the holiday season.
...Listen I need to get these presents delivered by midnight!

Santa was having a bad night…gusty winds, low visibility, and the reindeer were asking for more money. Trudging out to his sleigh for his annual night freight trip around the world, he was surprised to find a man with a shotgun standing next to his sleigh. Santa asked him why he was there. The man replied, "I'm from the FAA, and this is an unscheduled 135 inspection. I'll ride right seat."

Santa responded, "With all due respect, sir, I've been doing this flight for over 700 years, but if you insist, well, let's go." As they both climbed into the sleigh, Santa noticed that the FAA inspector brought his shotgun along with him and placed it in his lap, with his finger on the trigger. Santa queried, "What's the shotgun for?"

The FAA inspector grumbled in reply, "You're gonna lose one on takeoff..."


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