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Your airplane was getting old when you were born.
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You have not done a daylight landing in the past six months.
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You have to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
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ATC advises you of smoother air at a different altitude, and you don't care.
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When you taxi up to an FBO they roll out the red carpet, but quickly take
it back when they recognise you.
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You call the hotel van to pick you up and they don't understand where you
are on the airport.
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Center asks you to "keep the chickens down" so they can hear you talk.
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Your airplane has more than 75,000 cycles.
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Your company call sign is "Oil Can".
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The lady at the FBO locks up the popcorn machine because you plan on "making
a meal of it".
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Your airplane has more than eight faded logos on it.
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You wear the same shirt for a week, and no one complains.
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Center mispronounces your call sign more than three times in one flight.
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Your D. O. mysteriously changes your max. takeoff weight during the holiday
season.
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Every FBO makes you park out of sight of their building.
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You have ever walked barefoot through the FBO because you just woke up.
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You mark every ramp with engine oil.
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Everything you own is in you flight bag and suitcase.
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